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tintu monum achanum hospitalil poyappol doctor paranchu achan pulse koodudhalan mone .
appol tintu mon : innale achante airtel mobilil innalutha offeril pulse nirakk nhan korichadanallo?
appol doctor : achante mobilil alla achanan pulse koodudhal
tintu : kurach divasamayi achan foodinod aarthi.
ha....ha.....haa........

teacher: Which place you like the most?
Tintumon: Chekoslovika
teacher: wow spell it
Tintumon: pattiche ilike GOA

A for Apple
B for Big Apple
C for Cheriya Apple
D for Double Apple
E for Ettavum kunji Apple
F for First parenjille aa Apple

Teacher: Tintumon aravanannu agraham?
Tintumon: Enniku achanea pole pilot avanam
Teacher: Tintumontea achan pilot aanoo?
Tintumon: Alla achanum pilot akaanayirunnu agraham

Tintu : Enikku chenda vangi tharumo?
Achan : Illa nee athu kondu mattullavare shalyam cheyyum
Tintu : Illacha njan ellavarum urangiyaale edukkathullu!

On a romantic day Tintumon's Girlfriend asks him.

"Darling on our wedding day will you give me a ring??"

Tintumon: "Ya, sure, From Land line or Mobile Phone ??"

SCHOOL VITTU VANNA TINTU MON AMMUMAYE ODIKKUNATHU KANDUTINTUMONTE ACHAN
ACHAN:ENTHINA AMMUMAYE ODIKKUNTH
TINTUMON:TEACHER PARANJU VEETTIL CHENNU PAZHAYATU ODICHU NOKKAN

"Ishtappetta penninodu ishtamennu kashtapettu parayumpol, ishtamallennu aa dushta paranjal, nashtapettathinte vedana kashtapettu ishtapettavane ariyu"

"Tintumon - The Poet"

Dear,
I LOVE you.My dream i see u.Every where u.You no i live no.I came red frock tmrw.u lov i,u come red shirt.I wait in the down mango tree.u come mango tree.u come no ,i jump train.Sure come.

Urs lovley,
dundu mol
ukg a

to,
tintu mon
1 b

tintumonum wifum pinangi, Tintu officil ninnum bharyaye vilichu: "Rathri enthaa food??"

Wife: "Visham"

Tintumon: " Njaan late avum, nee kazhichittu kidanno!!"

Ippol MEGASTAR "Tintumon" ningalodu "Good Night" parayano??
Vilikku 9898989898;
Rs.1/min
Vegamaakatte. Ee offer "Njaan urangum vare maathram"

English sir to students: give some examples using day:

Appukkuttan: Annual Day

Thomasukutty: Birthday

Tintumon: "Enthuvaaday"

Sardar : Nee enthina karayunne??

Tintumon: Ente kozhi chathu poyi

Sardar: Ente achen marichappol polum njaa karanjilla

Tintumon: Ninte appan mutta idumayiruno?

"Njaan padichu kondirikkunna samayathu enikku Message, Miss Call etc.. cheyyaruthu...!!

Ente Urakkam Povum..!!

By,
Tintumon

Man : "Cigarattu valikkumbol cancer varumennu parayunnathu sariyano?

Tintumon : Njan valikkumbol puka maathrame varunnullu...

Father watching F.TV.Suddenly tintumon come,
Father : paavappetta kuttikala, dress vaangan polum kashillathavara..
Tintumon : Ithilum paavappettavar vannaal vilikkane acha.!!

Sardar - Nee enthina karayunne???

Tintumon - Ente kozhy chathu poyi.

Sardar - Ente achan marichapol polum njan karanjilla...

Tintumon - Ninte appan mutta idumayirunno...

Tintumon - Amme Teacherinu bhayankara maraviyaa...



Teacher Boardil MAHABHAARATAM ennu ezhuthiyittu chodikkuva MAHABHAARATAM Aara ezhuthiyathennu...

Teacher - Choodaakkumbol kattiyakunna draavakam enthanu ???



Tintumon - Dosa Maavu...

Maths teacher "Aaril anju poyal enthu kittum."

Tintumon - "anjuvinte dead body kittum..Kaaranam avalku swimming ariyilla teacher..."