Funniest Malayalam SMS Jokes and Funny Malayalam SMS Messages - SMS jokes in Malayalam

A FOOLISH MAN TELLS A WOMEN,STOP TALKING.
A WISE MAN TELLS HER THAT YOU ARE LOOKING EXTREMELY BEAUTIFUL WHEN YOUR LIPS ARE CLOSED.
THINK SMART.

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Innu ithu padicholoo nale pathinonnu muthal padippikkaam.....

oru divasam tintu monte acchan lunch kazhikumbol
tintu mon poyi shalyapadathi apol acchan tintu
shala padthate oruall kazhikumbol shalyapadathan padilla adutha divasam oru kazhuta vannu gardenela ella pullum thinu nashpihu apol acchan
eda niyantha a kazhute otikata apol tintu mon
acchanele parrghatu arem kazhikumbol shalyapadatanatu.
by krishnaraj

kayarum kondu pokunna TINTUmonodu Duntumol:
engotta kayarumkondu?
TINTUmon:ini enthina njan jeevikkunnathu,
entai perukalayanalle P.T.USHA TINTU luka-ye 800 miteril odan ayachathu?

Nammude oru channelile oru vikhyaathamaaya paripaadiyaanallo SARIGAMA. Athu avatharippikkunnatho nammudeyellaam priyappetta Sreekkuttettanum. Ithaa Sreekkuttettan chodicha thamasa chodyavum utharavum. YESUDASUM PUKAVALIYUM THAMMILULLA BANDHAM ENDAANU ?.... addeham thanne paranha utharam... YESUDAS PAADUM ... PAKSHE PUKAVALI PAADILLA... ENDORU THAMASA.... NHAN CHIRICHU CHIRICHU CHIRICHU CHIRICHU CHIRICHU CHIRICHU PANDAAARAMADANGIPPOYE.....

Samsaarikkaan orupaadu undenkilum...

oru vaakku polum parayaan kazhiyaatha...

sughamulla oru novaanu...

"PALLU VEDANA"

Prof:Tintumon

Common words of men after drinking

1 - Nee ente athmartha suhruthu
2 - Avanittu pani kodukkanam
3 - Vandi njan odikkam
4 - Kudichittu parayuvalla
5 - strong pora thalakku pidikkunnilla
6 - Aval enne chathicheda

Finally the best one..

"Naale muthal kudi nirthi"

Panchayathil ninnu survey edukkan vanna udyogasthan Ammummayodu..
Kakkoosundo?

Ammumma : Undallo
Udyogasthan : kinar undo?
Ammumma : Mon chennirunno..Avide pipe undu..

WIFE - Oru kaaryam parayatte..Adikkaruthu
HUS - Illa
WIFE - I am pregnant!
HUS - Good news.ithinenthina adikkunnath?
WIFE - Collegil padikkumbol ithu pole achanodu paranjappol adi kitti..!!

Njan marikkaan pokuva..

Ninak v-shamam undo?hum engane v-shanikkaana..ente kanjikudiyalle muttunne..

Ipo marichittillayirunnenkil e dosa karinju poyene..

Busum Cycleum thannilulla vethyasam?

Bus varum
Pokum
Bus stand avide thanne undakum..

Cycle varum
Pokum
cycle standum koode pokum..!!

Namaskaram ..Innathe sports vaarthakal

Neenthal malsarathil indian thaaram aadya roundil thanne mungi marichu..

Boxingil Americaku swarnavum , Russiakku velliyum , Indiakku ishtam pole idiyum kitti...

Shootingil indiakku swarnam nashtappettu.referee ku oru kannum..!!!

Himaalaya saanukkalil ninnum vimanathil kayattikkondu vanna rishikale munimaaraakkiya , keralathinte vadakke theerathu ninnum vannu ninnu thapasu cheytha sree Sankaracharyarude paadasparsangalal punyavum paavanavumaaya bhaaratha puzhayude theerathe manal tharikalil varuthedutha "KAPPILANDI".Oru pothi Rs 1.50 maathram...

Paper vaayichapozhanu ariyunnathu 'small' adiyude doshangal .Cancer , Ulcer angane enthokke..
Ho! Ho! niruthi ini jeevithathil orikkalum ...

Paper vaayikkilla..