Adult SMS Text Messages for Adults Only - Malayalam Kambi SMS and Dirty Jokes
Malayalam adult SMS Messages is a collection of non veg sms and dirty text messages including Malayalam Masala and Malayalam Kambi SMS. These SMS messages are for the use of Adults only.
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- Malayalam Adult SMS [21]
- Friendship SMS [7]
- Love sms Malayalam [10]
- Malayalam Christmas SMS [4]
- Onam SMS [2]
- Sardar SMS Jokes [10]
- Malayalam SMS Jokes [14]
- Teasing SMS [18]
- Tintumon SMS Jokes [29]
Bhaarya: 'chetta, chettan enna leav kazhyua . . .ena chetan gulflek povendad''
Bharthaav : ' ad endaadi njan povan ninak athrak dridhi"
bhaarya : ayoh . .chetan od ishtamalandala cheta. . ." . .enik. . .enik. . .SHEDDY idan mohamayi thudangy"
Happy birthday to my dear sweet aunty......
Othiri snehatode ante auntikku pirannal ashamsakal nerunnu...
lots of love and prayer
PONNU.
Bhaarya: 'chetta, chettan enna leav kazhyua . . .ena chetan gulflek povendad''
Bharthaav : ' ad endaadi njan povan ninak athrak dridhi"
bhaarya : ayoh . .chetan od ishtamalandala cheta. . ." . .enik. . .enik. . .SHEDDY idan mohamayi thudangy"
Kodathiyil Wife:"Enne Husband daily ADIKKUM"Judge:"Aano??"Husband: "Njaan enthenkilum paranjaal aval ATHIL keri pidikkum. Pinne athu VELUTHAAKUM. Oduvil athu ADIYIL kalaashikkum."
Peedanakkesil petta penninodu police chodichu:mole ninne avar peedippikkumbol ninakku enthu thonni
girl:nirbandichu kayippichalum laduvinu maduram thanneyalle sir....
ningalkkishtamulla kathayethanu kaantha,
Bharthaavu:-athenthonnu chodikkaan..LyngiKATHA, thanney...allthenthonnu katha..
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Tintumonu girl friendum car il pokukayayirunnu
Girl;innu njan ninakku ente appendix operation
cheythathu evide ennu kanichu tharam
tintu got exited, n said, evide kanikoo...kanikoo..
Girl:-nokku nokku kollam dist:hospital
ASIANET NEWS HOUR kadu chirikkunna Tintumonodu Duntumol:Enthina engane kidannu chirikkunnathu
kanunnathu news alle?Comedy show allallo?
Tintumon:Engane chirikkathirikkum varthayil paranjathu kettille VANITHA DISCUS THROUGHil india medal THOOTHU variennu Iverentha kalikkanano atho thookkanano delhiyil poyathu?
Ambili mamanu Vendi karayunna
Balyam
Snehikunnavare Swanthamakan kothikunna
yuvathwam
Arkum Vendatha
Vaardhakyam
it is life
Kodathiyil Wife : "Enne ente Husband daily ADIKKUM"
Judge:"Aano??"
Husband: "Njaan enthenkilum paranjaal aval ATHIL keri pidikkum. Pinne athu VELUTHAAKUM. Oduvil athu ADIYIL kalaashikkum...."
oru sadhanam ullil ettal nalla sugamanu,athu ettu kurachu kazhinjal oru sadhanam kittum, enthanu ah sadhanam.
ans> kozhipappu cheviyil edunathu.
aadhya rathriyil bharthaavu bhaaryayodu: "Chakkare, ninakku evide chellunna sukhamaanu kittendatu? Chandranilo atho ethenkilum nakshatrathilo??
bhaarya:"athu parayunnathinu munpu njaan chettante rocket onnu kaanatte!!"
Sardar's wife shouted in the morning:
"Ningal ithu kando,poocha paalu muzhuvan kudichu"
Sardar shouted : "Ninnod ethra thavana paranjittundu BRA ittu kidakkaan..."
Dundumonu 6 vaysu.Veettile velakkari pregnant ayapol dundumonu ethire case kodthu.Kodathiyil dundumonte vakkeel dunduvinte 'suna'yil pidichu kondu.
"Ur oner, ithra cheriya SUNA kondu engane oru 6 vayasu kaaran garbhini aakkum?"
Dundumon vakkeelinte cheviyil "vakkeele pidi vidu..allel case nammalu tholkum.."
Amma : Mole cherukkane ishtamyo?
Makal : ishtamayi , pakshe pokkam theere kuravanu..
Amma : Mole , TV 14inch aayalum 21 inch aayalum remote 6 inch aayirikkum...
Bus yaatrakkidayil vikariyachan oru penninte thudayil pidichu .
Pennu : Acho, mathayiyude suvishesham 5,6 orthu nokku.
Achan naanam kettu veettil ethi bible marichu nokki..Appol
"Ninte kaikal melpottu uyarthuka,avideyanu swarga rajyam"
Appukkuttan paavamalle???
Appukkuttan valare santhoshavaanayirunu.Appol avanoru aniyan undayi.Pinneed avan valare moody ayi .Kaaranam avanu amminja koduthilla.Avan ammayude amminjayil elivisham puratti.Appukkuttan schoolil poyi vannappol veettil oru aal kootam.Avan achanodu chodichu "entha acha kaaryam?"
Achan paranju : Nammude driver ravile elivisham kazhichu marichu poyi.."
Ini para Appukkuttan paavamalle????
Wife : aaa..Ayyo..chetta enik vethanikkunne.ningal pathukke idan nokkooo...enthoru vedana..murinju chora varumenna thonnunne..venda chetta mathiyak..
Husband : Nee inage alari vilichal engane ? soapo ennayo upayogichu nokkaam..
Wife : Venda chetta ittal ooran pattiyillenkilo?
Hus : Namuk e mothiram koduthu paakamaaya vere onnu vangaam..
always think +vely..
Son : Amme njan engane undayi?
Amma : kaakka kothikondu vannatha
Son : Appo chettano ?
Amma : Puzhayiloode zhuki vannatha
Son : Appam achanu matte pani ariyille..
SELECT A LANGUAGE FROM BELOW
SELECT A SMS CATEGORY FROM BELOW
- Malayalam Adult SMS [21]
- Friendship SMS [7]
- Love sms Malayalam [10]
- Malayalam Christmas SMS [4]
- Onam SMS [2]
- Sardar SMS Jokes [10]
- Malayalam SMS Jokes [14]
- Teasing SMS [18]
- Tintumon SMS Jokes [29]

