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Santa Par Bhari Pada Ek Murga...

Ek din santa k ghar kuch mehman aa gaye...
khane pine k intejam me santa ne padosi ghar se murgi kharid laya...
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Jaise hi santa murgi ko katne k liye tyar hua...
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Tabhi waha ek murga aa thamka or dhamki dete huye murgi ko apne sath le gya or...
Bola...
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Dobara agar kisi ne meri bivi ki taraf najar bhi uthai to mai uski Aankhe noch lunga... :-) :-D
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By... M niyaz khan

By:M niyaz khanCategory:Malayalam Adult SMSLanguage:malayalamchars:649
Lovly Dear

"Njaan sneham endenn ariyaade nadakkunna oru paavam chekkan aayirunnu.njaan ariyaade ente manasilek nee oru kulir kaattupoole veeshi vannu nee .engilum oru sugamulla onaayirunu ad.njaan arijhirunnila ee kulirin ithra aayush ollu enn.ee janmathil illengilum aduth janmathil ninakaayi njaan kaathu nilkum .
Snehathoode ninte swanthan 6030

By:AzadCategory:Malayalam Adult SMSLanguage:malayalamchars:367
Need A Gud Frnd

Need a Gud Frnd

By:karthikCategory:Malayalam Adult SMSLanguage:malayalamchars:15
Karunnamayane

Karunnya kadalaayavane..
Dhuridhangal neekunone..
Paapam poruthidane..
Thawbakal nalkeedane.....nadhaaa

By:mubeena mubeeCategory:Malayalam Adult SMSLanguage:malayalamchars:126
Enikku Nalla Oru Frandine Venam

Enikku nalla oru frandine venam

By:SiddikCategory:Malayalam Adult SMSLanguage:malayalamchars:31
Friendship Sms

Friendship is a treasure but between us it is a teaser.

By:meghnaCategory:Malayalam Adult SMSLanguage:malayalamchars:55
Sex Friends

Grls or aunties interested in sexual friendship can chat me @ getme4sex@gmail.com

Safe and secure sex

By:getme4sexCategory:Malayalam Adult SMSLanguage:malayalamchars:114
Answer Plzz

Find malayalam proverbs if u r a mallu

By:lijin k vCategory:Malayalam Adult SMSLanguage:malayalamchars:39
Tintumonum Appuppanum

Tintu ; appuppa do you know what is Condom ?

Appuppan ; Chey poda avidunn ennod enganathe karyangalonnum chodikkarut . Enikithonnum eshtamalla.

Tintu ; Hm chummathalla ammumma 10 pettath........

By:Midhun lalCategory:Malayalam Adult SMSLanguage:malayalamchars:220
Schoolil..

boy: teachare ee vayil adichal kuzhappam undo?
Tea: Atha nallatha
Boy: teacherine ishtam mano?
tea: njan ravile coffee kudichillelum njan athu kudikkum...
boy: oh! teacherine ippol dhahikunudoo
teacher: um unde enthe cheyana
boy: Itha...
teacher: Aa ithu sooper ini enum ithu venam
Boy: ok

By:Kambi mayaCategory:Malayalam Adult SMSLanguage:malayalamchars:348
POST FUNNY COMMENTS

Boy: Onnu kanichu
tharumo?
Girl: Chi. Arenkilum
kanum.
Boy: Enikkonnu kandal
mathi plz..
Girl: Enikku pediya
Boy: Saramilla Oru
minute
kanichal
mathi plz..
Girl: Ok pakshe
mukalilathethu
mathrame
kanikku.
Thazhe ullathu
kanikkilla.
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Boy: Ok HAVOO!!
Angane 2 markinte
Answeraye....!

By:hashimCategory:Malayalam Adult SMSLanguage:malayalamchars:442
പെരുന്നാള്‍

കേരളത്തില്‍ ചൊവ്വാഴ്ചയായരിക്കും പെരുന്നാള്‍. സംസ്ഥാനത്ത് ഒരിടത്തും ശവ്വാല്‍ മാസപ്പിറവി കാണാത്തതിനെ തുടര്‍ന്നാണിത്.

By:ABHIRAMCategory:Malayalam Adult SMSLanguage:malayalamchars:325
Kolussum Cherippum

Tintu:kolussu ninte kalilum kilukkam ente nenjilum
Girl:cherippu ente kalilum adi ninte karanathum.

By:sreeCategory:Malayalam Adult SMSLanguage:malayalamchars:106
I Am Waiting For You....

Helloo... Ente peru nizam... Aarenkilum ennod chayt cheyyan aagrahikkunnu enkil ente wwhatsappil varooo... My what's app no: 9539472525

By:nizamCategory:Malayalam Adult SMSLanguage:malayalamchars:135
Hi Frnds Iam Rahul

hi a want girl for real frnd ship so plz call 9048405914

By:rahulCategory:Malayalam Adult SMSLanguage:malayalamchars:56
I Am A BOY /whatsapp + +2348102066480. I Nid LOVE

Am Desmond, am a boy. I need a girl to add me on whatsapp on +2348102066480 or call me. am very positive with a sense of humor very witty, am a very serious minded person, am a graduate and fully employed, working in UK Embassy here in Africa

By:utmeloveCategory:Malayalam Adult SMSLanguage:malayalamchars:242
Koyi Bath Nahim Ennu Paranjalentha?

Tin2mon Hindi classil:
Teacher:- Koyi bath nahim ennu paranjalentha?
Tin2mon:- Kozhi Kulikkarilla.

By:Maria PeterCategory:Malayalam Adult SMSLanguage:malayalamchars:113
Tintu Mon Jokes

TEACHER : EGENEYANU KADAL UPPU VELLAM AYATHU
TINTU MON : PANDEGANUM UPPU KONDU POYIRUNNA KAPPEL MARAJNUKANNUM

By:christo brayan bCategory:Malayalam Adult SMSLanguage:malayalamchars:116
9567350053

Jeevithathil vasanda kalam vidachu pokunna oru sukamulla vedanayanu PRENAYAM

By:muhammedharisCategory:Malayalam Adult SMSLanguage:malayalamchars:77
Smsghiiikfdtuhjk

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By:arifCategory:Malayalam Adult SMSLanguage:malayalamchars:46
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