Adult SMS Text Messages for Adults Only - Malayalam Kambi SMS and Dirty Jokes

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SMS 9946481226

Ambili mamanu Vendi karayunna
Balyam

Snehikunnavare Swanthamakan kothikunna
yuvathwam

Arkum Vendatha
Vaardhakyam

it is life

By:salamCategory:Malayalam Adult SMSLanguage:malayalamchars:181
Funny Malayalam Adult SMS

Kodathiyil Wife : "Enne ente Husband daily ADIKKUM"

Judge:"Aano??"

Husband: "Njaan enthenkilum paranjaal aval ATHIL keri pidikkum. Pinne athu VELUTHAAKUM. Oduvil athu ADIYIL kalaashikkum...."

By:HAHAHACategory:Malayalam Adult SMSLanguage:malayalamchars:247
Edumbol Nalla Sugam

oru sadhanam ullil ettal nalla sugamanu,athu ettu kurachu kazhinjal oru sadhanam kittum, enthanu ah sadhanam.

ans> kozhipappu cheviyil edunathu.

By:prakash.p.gCategory:Malayalam Adult SMSLanguage:malayalamchars:164
Chettante Rocket

aadhya rathriyil bharthaavu bhaaryayodu: "Chakkare, ninakku evide chellunna sukhamaanu kittendatu? Chandranilo atho ethenkilum nakshatrathilo??

bhaarya:"athu parayunnathinu munpu njaan chettante rocket onnu kaanatte!!"

By:lookanCategory:Malayalam Adult SMSLanguage:malayalamchars:246
Sardar & Wife

Sardar's wife shouted in the morning:

"Ningal ithu kando,poocha paalu muzhuvan kudichu"

Sardar shouted : "Ninnod ethra thavana paranjittundu BRA ittu kidakkaan..."

By:LalanCategory:Malayalam Adult SMSLanguage:malayalamchars:189
Dundumon In Court

Dundumonu 6 vaysu.Veettile velakkari pregnant ayapol dundumonu ethire case kodthu.Kodathiyil dundumonte vakkeel dunduvinte 'suna'yil pidichu kondu.

"Ur oner, ithra cheriya SUNA kondu engane oru 6 vayasu kaaran garbhini aakkum?"

Dundumon vakkeelinte cheviyil "vakkeele pidi vidu..allel case nammalu tholkum.."

By:LalanCategory:Malayalam Adult SMSLanguage:malayalamchars:334
Remote 6 Inch

Amma : Mole cherukkane ishtamyo?

Makal : ishtamayi , pakshe pokkam theere kuravanu..

Amma : Mole , TV 14inch aayalum 21 inch aayalum remote 6 inch aayirikkum...

By:LalanCategory:Malayalam Adult SMSLanguage:malayalamchars:187
Swargaraajyam

Bus yaatrakkidayil vikariyachan oru penninte thudayil pidichu .

Pennu : Acho, mathayiyude suvishesham 5,6 orthu nokku.

Achan naanam kettu veettil ethi bible marichu nokki..Appol

"Ninte kaikal melpottu uyarthuka,avideyanu swarga rajyam"

By:LalanCategory:Malayalam Adult SMSLanguage:malayalamchars:274
Appukkuttan Paavamalle????

Appukkuttan paavamalle???
Appukkuttan valare santhoshavaanayirunu.Appol avanoru aniyan undayi.Pinneed avan valare moody ayi .Kaaranam avanu amminja koduthilla.Avan ammayude amminjayil elivisham puratti.Appukkuttan schoolil poyi vannappol veettil oru aal kootam.Avan achanodu chodichu "entha acha kaaryam?"

Achan paranju : Nammude driver ravile elivisham kazhichu marichu poyi.."

Ini para Appukkuttan paavamalle????

By:SaakaarCategory:Malayalam Adult SMSLanguage:malayalamchars:447
Hus & Wife

Wife : aaa..Ayyo..chetta enik vethanikkunne.ningal pathukke idan nokkooo...enthoru vedana..murinju chora varumenna thonnunne..venda chetta mathiyak..

Husband : Nee inage alari vilichal engane ? soapo ennayo upayogichu nokkaam..

Wife : Venda chetta ittal ooran pattiyillenkilo?

Hus : Namuk e mothiram koduthu paakamaaya vere onnu vangaam..

always think +vely..

By:nithinrajCategory:Malayalam Adult SMSLanguage:malayalamchars:412
Son & Mother

Son : Amme njan engane undayi?
Amma : kaakka kothikondu vannatha
Son : Appo chettano ?
Amma : Puzhayiloode zhuki vannatha

Son : Appam achanu matte pani ariyille..

By:rsjeevaCategory:Malayalam Adult SMSLanguage:malayalamchars:193
Boy & Girl

Boy : Njan ninakku valakal vaangi kondu vannittundu

Girl : Chettan thanne ente kaiyil ittu thannoloo.

Boy : Ithu nerathe arinjirunnenkil njan ninaku JETTY vangiyene..

By:dundumonCategory:Malayalam Adult SMSLanguage:malayalamchars:192

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