SELECT A LANGUAGE FROM BELOW
SELECT A SMS CATEGORY FROM BELOW
- Adult SMS [6]
- Birthday SMS [1]
- Friendship SMS [28]
- Good Morning SMS [13]
- Good Night SMS [21]
- Life SMS & Quotes [12]
- Love SMS [9]
- Onam SMS [3]
- Sardar Jokes [6]
- SMS Jokes [28]
- Teasing SMS [9]
Sardar and his wife went for divorce.
Judge : U have 3 kids .How will u divide them?
Sardar : will come next year with 1 more . so that it will be easy for u 2 divide..
Sardar finds cigarette box in daughter's room.
Oh my God!! she smokes
Then finds whisky,
Oh my God!! she drinks
Then he saw a boy.
Thank God!! Its all his
Sardar got promotion in office as manager.
To give surprise to his wife , he telephoned her & said
"Tonight u r going to sleep with the manager"
A negro attended a function without dress. sardar thought he was wearing black suit & said "ur dress is good but tie is in the wrong position"
2 sardar soldiers captured a Pakistani soldier and gave him a dice and said, " If you get 1,2,3,4 or 5, we will kill you."
Paki:"What if I get 6?"
Sardar:"You'll have to play again."
"My grand father lived for 96 years. He never used glasses."
Sardar:" Ya.. I know.. Few people drink directly from bottle"
SELECT A LANGUAGE FROM BELOW
SELECT A SMS CATEGORY FROM BELOW
- Adult SMS [6]
- Birthday SMS [1]
- Friendship SMS [28]
- Good Morning SMS [13]
- Good Night SMS [21]
- Life SMS & Quotes [12]
- Love SMS [9]
- Onam SMS [3]
- Sardar Jokes [6]
- SMS Jokes [28]
- Teasing SMS [9]
