Teasing SMS Messages - Funny Insult SMS and Tease SMS Messages

hello teddy, did you got my sms.

u can impress anybody by ur
talent
style
smartness
intelligence
attitude
&
if that is not enough, tell dem "i"m vijeta's frnd" duniya kadmo me gir jayegi

what is thanks
T-ten
H-hugs
A-and
N-nine
K-kisses
dats why boys awyas say thanks 2 girls and girls say "IT'S MY PLEASURE"

Today is celebrated as a victory of good over bad,May this day clear all hurdles of your life and start a new era of well being..Happy Dussehra.

On this special Day,As U Celebrate valor & courage,Triumph of GOD over Evil,wish you success & Happiness in Everything you Do..
HAPPY DASHERA...

Jiwan ek Aaradhna hai aur Aaradhna 'Shakti MAA' ki Upasna se Paripurn ho..

NAVRATRI SUBH ho..

N-Nav Din Ki,
A-Aarti,
V-vandna,
R-Roshni,
A-Aaradhana,
T-Tej,
R-Rakhne Waali,
A-Ambey Maa Aapki,
Manokamnaye Puri Kare.

'HAPPY NAVRATRI"

Shiv ki jyoti se noor milta hai sbke dilon ko suroor milta hai,

Jo bhi jaata hai BHOLEY ke dwaar,

Kuch na kuch zaroor milta hai..

HAPPY MAHASHIVRATRI...

Agar Aap Hume SMS nhi karoge to 27 din bad AAP Lal,Pile,Geele,Nile,Hare Ho jaoge,
Ghabrao nahi 11 din baad HOLI hai & I Hope Im 1st wishing U...

" HAPPY HOLY ji"

Koi Book Aisi Milti,Jispe dil luta deta,Har Subject Ne Dimag Khaya Kisi 1 ko To Nipta deta,
Ab sylbus Dekh k Sochte he,K 1 Mahina aur Hota To Duniya Hila Deta..

Mausam kitna suhana hai,thandi thandi hawa ka zamana hai kuch sms to kar liya karo balance kya SASURAL bhijwana hai..

To Err is human,to blame it on the other guy is even more HUMAN..

It has taken all my life to understand that it isn't necessary to understand everything..!
Good Morning wish U Happy GANESH Chaturthi

May ganesh bring you and your family Lots and Lots Of HAPPINESS,LOVE,HEALTHSWEETNESS and PROSPERITY...

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G-Give us
A-Always
N-New
E-Energy
S-spirit &
H-Happiness

JAY GANESH :

My Lord Ganesh bless you and your family with peace and happiness..I wiss You Happy GANESHCHATURTHI..

Eid is the combination of 3 meaningful words...

E-Embrace with open Heart

I- Inspire with impress attitude..

D-Distribute pleasure to all

EID ul Fitra Mubark...

Everybody Knows How To Build A Beautiful House,..But Only Few Know How To Live Beautiful In D House "

Nice words written by a little boy who lost his parents in TSUNAMI.." Sea I'LL never 4give u even if ur waves touch my foot million times !

Earth Provides Enough To Satisfy every man's Need....But Not Every Man's Greed...