Most Funny SMS Jokes Collection for Mobile Phones - Free SMS text jokes and short SMS jokes to send to friends

Sardar got promotion in office as manager.
To give surprise to his wife , he telephoned her & said

"Tonight u r going to sleep with the manager"

A negro attended a function without dress. sardar thought he was wearing black suit & said "ur dress is good but tie is in the wrong position"

2 sardar soldiers captured a Pakistani soldier and gave him a dice and said, " If you get 1,2,3,4 or 5, we will kill you."

Paki:"What if I get 6?"

Sardar:"You'll have to play again."

"My grand father lived for 96 years. He never used glasses."

Sardar:" Ya.. I know.. Few people drink directly from bottle"

Japanese proverb : If one can do it , U too can do it , If none can do it , U must do it....

Indian version: If one can do it , let him do it , If none can do it , leave it !!!

A cat was very sad coz he didn't have any girl friends

1 day he saw a beautiful lady cat .
He went and said 2 her

"MEOW"

Secret of happy life.....

Get a girl who cooks well

Get a girl who loves you

Get a girl look good

Make sure the 3 girls don't meet each other!!

Introducing T20 format in exams

*Reduce exam time by 1hr and marks by 50

*Introduce breaks after each 15 minutes

*Give free hit marks for unexpected questions

*first 30 mins power play no supervisor in the class

*Cheer girls in every class they will dance when we take an additional sheet!!

Twin babies were born to sardai's wife that full night Sardar didn't sleep

WHY???

he is thinking who is the father of the second baby!!!!

Kissing at TOP....

Fingering at MIDDLE...

Firing at bottom ...

Yes your right

"CIGARETTE"

'Smoking is injurious to health'

TTR fined ticket less girls.

Churidar girl fined Rs.100

Midi girl Rs.50

Half skirt girl Rs.25

Neat girl was fined Rs.0

Why?

Think positive ...She had a ticket...

My mobile had an accident with MOTOROLA near BENQ avenue at at SAMSUNG nagar.It is admitted at LG Hospital.Dr.Nokia says condition is serious.
Please donate some messages...

In a scooter 3 sardar's were traveling,Traffic police showed his hands to stop them.But Sardar shouted,

"sorry we are already 3.No more lift.."

MG university standard of questioning

A boy weighs 50kg, he throw a ball weighing 100gm up to a height of 60m at a velocity of 60m/s.

What the boy's fathers name?!!!!

If a cat crosses u When u r going somewhere...

What does it mean????

It means that cat is also going somewhere!!!

Sardar opens his tiffin box in the middle of the road.

Why????????

Just to confirm whether he is going to office or coming from office!!!

Brain is the most outstanding thing in world.It works 24hrs a day,365 days a year. It works from the time we are born,and stop only when we enter the exam hall!!!!

A classic joke:

Teacher: "So we proved that when 'A' is equal to 'B' and 'B' is equal to 'C' then 'A' equal to 'C'. Ron give me an example for this."

Ron: "I love my teacher, my teacher loves her daughter, therefore I love my teacher's daughter..."

I believe that the Great word "STUDYING" was derived from the two words.
"STUdents+DYING"...If Ur opinion is also same then send this to all..

A man just before marriage : "SUPERMAN"

After marriage : "GENTLEMAN"

After ten years : "WATCHMAN"

After twenty years : "DOBERMAN"