Most Funny SMS Jokes Collection for Mobile Phones - Free SMS text jokes and short SMS jokes to send to friends

A doctor and an engineer loved the same gir. Engineer before going out of station for a week, gave 7 apples to the girl. Why??

Because, an apple a day keeps the doctor away!!

Engineers rock

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Dad: "When I beat you how do you control your anger??"

Tintumon:"I start cleaning the toilet"

Dad:"How does that help??"

Tintumon:"I clean it with your tooth brush"

Naughty thought for the day -
"It is really hard to wait for the right person in life. Especially when...

The wrong ones are damn attractive!!

Sardar and his wife went for divorce.

Judge : U have 3 kids .How will u divide them?

Sardar : will come next year with 1 more . so that it will be easy for u 2 divide..

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This is a poem written by
'EMPTY' Vasudevan Nair...

Sardar finds cigarette box in daughter's room.
Oh my God!! she smokes

Then finds whisky,
Oh my God!! she drinks

Then he saw a boy.
Thank God!! Its all his

Best punishment to a boy:

Give him a mobile phone, with lots of balance and girls phone numbers and leave him at a place where there is no network.

Sardar got promotion in office as manager.
To give surprise to his wife , he telephoned her & said

"Tonight u r going to sleep with the manager"

A negro attended a function without dress. sardar thought he was wearing black suit & said "ur dress is good but tie is in the wrong position"

2 sardar soldiers captured a Pakistani soldier and gave him a dice and said, " If you get 1,2,3,4 or 5, we will kill you."

Paki:"What if I get 6?"

Sardar:"You'll have to play again."

"My grand father lived for 96 years. He never used glasses."

Sardar:" Ya.. I know.. Few people drink directly from bottle"

Japanese proverb : If one can do it , U too can do it , If none can do it , U must do it....

Indian version: If one can do it , let him do it , If none can do it , leave it !!!

A cat was very sad coz he didn't have any girl friends

1 day he saw a beautiful lady cat .
He went and said 2 her

"MEOW"

Secret of happy life.....

Get a girl who cooks well

Get a girl who loves you

Get a girl look good

Make sure the 3 girls don't meet each other!!

Introducing T20 format in exams

*Reduce exam time by 1hr and marks by 50

*Introduce breaks after each 15 minutes

*Give free hit marks for unexpected questions

*first 30 mins power play no supervisor in the class

*Cheer girls in every class they will dance when we take an additional sheet!!

Twin babies were born to sardai's wife that full night Sardar didn't sleep

WHY???

he is thinking who is the father of the second baby!!!!

Kissing at TOP....

Fingering at MIDDLE...

Firing at bottom ...

Yes your right

"CIGARETTE"

'Smoking is injurious to health'

TTR fined ticket less girls.

Churidar girl fined Rs.100

Midi girl Rs.50

Half skirt girl Rs.25

Neat girl was fined Rs.0

Why?

Think positive ...She had a ticket...

My mobile had an accident with MOTOROLA near BENQ avenue at at SAMSUNG nagar.It is admitted at LG Hospital.Dr.Nokia says condition is serious.
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