SMS Jokes for Mobile phone text messages - Free SMS jokes for some Funny SMS Messages

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WEDDING INVITATION
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Mrs & Mr. BIRYANI
Invite u & your famly 4 d wedding of their Grandson
MASALA Rice
(S/o.Zira Rice)
with
QEEMA Masala
(D/o. Seekh Kabab)
On 16-10-2013
At- 8pm
Venue:-
Near Kaleji FUNCTION HALL, Paya Building,
Bheja Fry Road, Opp. Charbi Theatre,
Gurdaa Mohalla,
Near Bakraa nagar.

AAP CHAHO TO APNE SERVENT KO B SATH LA SAKTE HO!!!!!

By:Kagdi JamilaCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:593
Funny Joke

Daya: My god, he is dead.
ACP: Lagta hai iski maut marne se hui hai.
Dr. Salunkhe: Nahi boss, iski maut marne se nahi, jaan jane se hui hai.

By:RAHUL DAHIYACategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:154
I Love Sms Very Much

like jokes n sms of love

By:sunil sahuCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:24
Suggestion Sms

Agr kisi ko ache ache msg chahiye toh its my no. 9136412291 cl me ya msg me ok frnds:-)

By:Rathore 91364122Category:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:87
Santa Banta

One day....
Santa:hello! Kay his pa train aati hai
man:nahi par ana wali hai par tum kuy puch rahaho
santa:kuaki mara dost banta ko jor sa potty lagi huiya hai.

By:Amrinder sharmaCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:181
I Want Jokes Sms In My Mobil Phon

I love jokes sms

By:khaled ali mallaCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:16
Sardarjokes

Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking !!!

By:PSRINIVASCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:172
A Good Advice..

A good advice from a good friend!

I read in the newspaper that drinking beer causes liver cancer so please-stop reading newspapers...cheers......

By:chandhu chandranCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:158
New Puzzle Game

Your phone has been installed witha a new puzzle game. To play, Trow your phone against the wall.....

Then assemble the pieces.....

By:chandhu chandranCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:144
Funny....stay Home

Keep the school clean.........stay home!

By:chandhu chandranCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:40
Sardar Joks

send me sms to my cell.

By:afsarCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:23
Gud Mrng Idiot.

Wife drinking WHISKEY,
asked “Tum kaun ho?”
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Husband: Pagal ho gayi ho kya?
Apne husband ko bhool gayi?
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Wife: Nasha har gum bhula deta hai…. “Bhaisaab”..!!:D

By:jwalendraCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:246
Hai Wat R U Doing

this is a type of sms

By:murali krishnaCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:21
7665835151

पत्थर की दुनिया जज़्बात नही समझती,
दिल में क्या है वो बात नही समझती,
तन्हा तो चाँद भी सितारों के बीच में है,
पर चाँद का दर्द वो रात नही समझती…

By:sagarCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:378
Apratim ....

People Says ,"SMOKING KILLS SLOWLY......"
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So What,
Who'z in a Hurry ....!!!! ;-)

By:ApratimCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:270
Sonu Bhai 143

Santa plane land hote hi chillane lga.
Bnglore aya banglore aya.Balle Balle'
Air Hostess: Helo sir.B silent
Santa-ok anglore aya anglore aya alle alle

By:Dharmesh soniCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:170
Jokes Santa Plane Land Hote

Santa plane land hote hi chillane lga.
Bnglore aya banglore aya.Balle Balle'
Air Hostess: Helo sir.B silent
Santa-ok anglore aya anglore aya alle alle.

By:Sayed AzamCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:169
Focus Hard

Teacher: What is the name of the capital city of Punjab ?

Pappu: Amritsar.

Teacher: Pappu, you are wrong, you need to focus more on your studies.

Pappu: Please madam, can I ask you a few questions.

Teacher: Yes, go ahead.

Pappu: Do you know Jeeto ?

Teacher: No.

Pappu: Do you know Preeto ?

Teacher: No.

Pappu: Do you know Banto?

Teacher: (Angry) Hell no! Who are all these people and why do you ask ?

Pappu: Teacher, you need to Focus more on your husband.

By:shifazCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:599
Omghappytiggr

What do you call a blank cow?

Raw steak

By:JoshCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:52
Jokes FOR YLAUGHING

Hitler says,
"There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na"

Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank.
Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine,
Happily they drank & went away.
Next day Headline aai: Blood Bank lutya gya.

Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.

Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..

Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them

Sardar looks at an icecube for 1 hour
some one asks him what he was doing..
Sardar replied:-iam checking from where its leaking....!

Q: Why are there no elephants in Bollywood?
A:They can't run around trees without knocking them down.

A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was
asked a question
Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will
investigate

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

Sardar’s Friend: Yaar,
Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House
Read Santa Singh, B.A.
This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A.
When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree?
Sardar: You Don’t Understand.
Last Year My Wife Died,
I Put B.A. To Indicate “Bachelor Again”.
Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is “Married Again”.

Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below
a tube light with a open mouth?
A:Because his doctor advised him
“Today’s dinner should be light”

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !

A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
There he ordered a Pizza.
The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.
Sardar replied:
O 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein gay

By:KIRISHAN GOPALCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:2528
 
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