SMS Jokes for Mobile phone text messages - Free SMS jokes for some Funny SMS Messages

Everybody loves Jokes especially humorous Short jokes. Give below are some of the best SMS jokes messages and sms text jokes for mobile phones. Bring smile on your friend's face by sending these free SMS jokes to their mobile phones. This collection of SMS jokes include Funny SMS jokes, mobile sms jokes, short sms jokes, text jokes, sms text jokes, sardar jokes etc... New SMS jokes are frequently added to this ever growing collection of SMS Jokes.

 
Engineer, Doctor Love Story

A doctor and an engineer loved the same gir. Engineer before going out of station for a week, gave 7 apples to the girl. Why??

Because, an apple a day keeps the doctor away!!

Engineers rock

By:Engineers ForumCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:215
Magic SMS Message

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Magic SMS. This SMS message can be send only to Eight people... After that this SMS will self destruct. If you don't believe, Try it!!

By:JamesBOND007Category:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:213
Controlling Anger

Dad: "When I beat you how do you control your anger??"

Tintumon:"I start cleaning the toilet"

Dad:"How does that help??"

Tintumon:"I clean it with your tooth brush"

By:Funny Love SMSCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:243
Thought Of The Day

Naughty thought for the day -
"It is really hard to wait for the right person in life. Especially when...

The wrong ones are damn attractive!!

By:Allen JoshuaCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:168
Sardar Went For Divorce.

Sardar and his wife went for divorce.

Judge : U have 3 kids .How will u divide them?

Sardar : will come next year with 1 more . so that it will be easy for u 2 divide..

By:DanielleDissussaCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:194
Poem 4 U

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This is a poem written by
'EMPTY' Vasudevan Nair...

By:Enaasuuuu'sCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:246
Sardar's Relief - Funny SMS

Sardar finds cigarette box in daughter's room.
Oh my God!! she smokes

Then finds whisky,
Oh my God!! she drinks

Then he saw a boy.
Thank God!! Its all his

By:rahul_smCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:198
Funny SMS Joke

Best punishment to a boy:

Give him a mobile phone, with lots of balance and girls phone numbers and leave him at a place where there is no network.

By:Allen JoshuaCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:160
Sardar Got Promotion

Sardar got promotion in office as manager.
To give surprise to his wife , he telephoned her & said

"Tonight u r going to sleep with the manager"

By:DanielleCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:165
Sardar And Negro

A negro attended a function without dress. sardar thought he was wearing black suit & said "ur dress is good but tie is in the wrong position"

By:DanielleCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:142
Roll The Dice Again

2 sardar soldiers captured a Pakistani soldier and gave him a dice and said, " If you get 1,2,3,4 or 5, we will kill you."

Paki:"What if I get 6?"

Sardar:"You'll have to play again."

By:Bibin JoyCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:238
Never Used Glasses

"My grand father lived for 96 years. He never used glasses."

Sardar:" Ya.. I know.. Few people drink directly from bottle"

By:BibinCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:135
Japanese Proverb

Japanese proverb : If one can do it , U too can do it , If none can do it , U must do it....

Indian version: If one can do it , let him do it , If none can do it , leave it !!!

By:abhishekCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:189
Cat & Love

A cat was very sad coz he didn't have any girl friends

1 day he saw a beautiful lady cat .
He went and said 2 her

"MEOW"

By:nikhilCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:155
Secret Of Happy Life

Secret of happy life.....

Get a girl who cooks well

Get a girl who loves you

Get a girl look good

Make sure the 3 girls don't meet each other!!

By:sajithCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:196
T20 Format In Exams

Introducing T20 format in exams

*Reduce exam time by 1hr and marks by 50

*Introduce breaks after each 15 minutes

*Give free hit marks for unexpected questions

*first 30 mins power play no supervisor in the class

*Cheer girls in every class they will dance when we take an additional sheet!!

By:sanal thomasCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:355
Sardar & Twin Babies

Twin babies were born to sardai's wife that full night Sardar didn't sleep

WHY???

he is thinking who is the father of the second baby!!!!

By:rajeev nairCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:163
'Smoking Is Injurious To Health'

Kissing at TOP....

Fingering at MIDDLE...

Firing at bottom ...

Yes your right

"CIGARETTE"

'Smoking is injurious to health'

By:sanalCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:187
Ticket Less Girls

TTR fined ticket less girls.

Churidar girl fined Rs.100

Midi girl Rs.50

Half skirt girl Rs.25

Neat girl was fined Rs.0

Why?

Think positive ...She had a ticket...

By:akhil asokCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:239
My Mobile Had An Accident

My mobile had an accident with MOTOROLA near BENQ avenue at at SAMSUNG nagar.It is admitted at LG Hospital.Dr.Nokia says condition is serious.
Please donate some messages...

By:joshyCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:180
 
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