I LOVE U JANU THIS IS ONLY FORU

Ways to Keep a Relationship Working...
1. Love each other..
2. Don’t lie..
3. Keep communication open..
4. Stay sweet..
5. When you get hurt, focus on forgiving..
6. Never talk about
break-ups..
7. Never say ‘it’s ok’ when it’s not..
8. Learn to put your ego aside..
9. If you say ‘sorry,' mean it..
10. Don’t compare your past with your present..
11. Don’t talk about your ex’s..
12. Practice give and take...
13. Be aware of your partner’s feelings..
14. After a fight, work on resolving the issue right
away; don’t let the days go by..
15. Although there is no ‘perfect person’ out
there,
There IS a ‘right one’ for u.

By:HEMANICategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:784
Jokes Mohit

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By:navinsagarCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:450
Sardar Joke

The Bank sends sardar a mail written...
'Your payments are outstandind".
Sardar replies 'Thanks for the compliment.

By:percyCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:132
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your file is downloading. file name;
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[email protected]#^7
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what the hell? its an error!!!!!!!!

By:eigpjqrCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:197
Ek Lakdi Ne Lakda

ek lakdi ne lakda se khaya

abb app bauta ka lakdi ne lakda se kha khaya........................................................

By:mehtabCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:141
Sms Jokes & Quotes

Ek shayar ne zindgi ki sachai bayan kar di..
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'Bina libaas aate hai is jahan me,
Bas ek kafan ki khatir itna safar karna pada'..

By:sunil vasavaCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:147
Sms Jokes & Quotes

Zindgi me maine jitna safar kiya,
us xperience se meri ek baat hmesha yaad rkhna...
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TRAIN kabhi panchar nahi hoti...hehehahaha..

By:sunil vasavaCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:164
Sms Jokes & Quotes

1 bhikhari ko lottry lagi to us ne mandir banwaya..
2nd-Tune Mandir Q banwaya?
Bhikhari-Iske saamne ab main akele hi Bheek maangoonga..
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Solid investment;)

By:sunil vasavaCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:180
Sms Jokes & Quotes

Mulayam singh is so happy with Akhilesh,
That he is planning to rename the state as 'Puttar Pradesh'
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LOL

By:sunil vasavaCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:124
Sms Jokes & Quotes

2 pandito me ladai ho rahi thi..bahut der ho gai to tisre-pandit ne pucha kya hua..?

to 1 pandit bola jab me LEHSUN PYAZ nhi khata to sale ne chicken me dala kyu..?

By:sunil vasavaCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:177
Sms Jokes & Quotes

Don't carry an umbrella during rain.
Keep 'WHISPER on ur head.
Ye ghanto tak geelepan ka ahsas nahi hone deta.
HAPPY MONSOON.

By:sunil vasavaCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:143
Sms Jokes & Quotes

Ek family 'SHOLEY" Dekh kar Ghar Aayi,

Pati Mazak ke mood me patni se bola naach basanti naach,

Tabhi Baccho Ne Kaha 'MUMMY' is Kutte ke samne mat nachna..

By:sunil vasavaCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:186
Sms Jokes & Quotes

wife-kuch saal pehle mera figure PEPSI ki bottal ki tarah tha...

Husband Bola-wo to ab bhi hai,bas pehle Bottle 300ML ki thi,Ab 2Ltr ki hai..!

By:sunil vasavaCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:155
Marraige Joke

boy- will u marry me
girl- no
boy- pls marry. i'll give u eclairs
grl- with whom i should marry, other boy has told that if u will marry me i will give u dairy milk

By:vijetaCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:182
Sms Jokes & Quotes

Ek murgi aur uske 3 bache road cross kar rahe the.
Road cross karne k baad murgik 1 bache ne kaha,hum saato ne road cross karli.

7 kaise?
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Socho,

Aur socho,

read msg again,
than scroll down,

Arey yaar,bache hai kuch b bolte rehte hai..

aap tension mat lo..

By:sunil vasavaCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:362
Sms Jokes & Quotes

Its real...
Agar ap kahi jaldi me ja rhe he aur 'Kali Bili'ap k aage se guzar jay to iska mtlb h..???

k 'KALI BILI' apse jayda jaldi me hai...

B positive yaar...

By:sunil vasavaCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:193
Sardar Jokes & Quotes

Santa-Yaar Tune Itne Chote Chote Baal Kyu Katwaye?

Santa-Wo Yaar Hajjam ke Pass chhutte Nahi The 3 Rupye To Maine Bola 3 Rupye Ka Aur Kaat do.

By:sunil vasavaCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:155
Sms Jokes & Quotes

Hasbands are like Blutooth.
When they are with wife,they are connected and when they are not,they are searching for other devices!!

By:sunil vasavaCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:137
Sardar Jokes & Quotes

Sare Sardar Abhi Tak Yahi Soch Kar Pareshan Hai Ki Jab ANNA Hajare Ne 13 Din Tak Kuchh Khaya hi Nahi,

To fir Wo BILL kis Bat Ka Mang Rahe Hai...?

By:sunil vasavaCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:159
Sms Jokes & Quotes

Agar 'Laughing Buddha'serious ho jaye to uska naam kya hoga?

" Gautam Gambhir"

By:sunil vasavaCategory:SMS JokesLanguage:englishchars:101
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