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When v r Depressed
v Expect Luv From Others
When v r Happy
v Just Forget 2Give Our
Love 2 the Depressed Ones
Amazing Truth Of Life!
Beetay pal wapas la nahi sakte
Sukhe phool wapas khila nahi sakte
Kabhi kabhi lagta hai aap hamein bhul gaye
par dil kehta hai ke aap hamein bhula nai sakte.,
a life is a chain of problems and happiness. after every problem their is a lots of happiness. if you want the happiness you have to cross the problems.if you fear by the problems you cant reach the happiness for ever.
The most precious relation in this alwayzz gives us the pain but we love that pain
bcoz itss our aadiction to live...
Feel the pleasure of life
in every second.
Never be angry or sad,
B’coz every 1 min of ur sadness
u loss 60 seconds of happiness…
keep smiling ..
The Most Sweetest Relation In World Is pillow
Bcoz Wen U R Tired U Relax On It.
Wen U R Sad U Drop Tears On It.
Wen U R Angry U Punch It.
Wen U R Happy U Hug It
Now That Pillow Is Waiting 4 U
..So Go To Bed
'-._G O O D_.-'
'-. Night -'
'+. _ .+'
Keep Smiling and enjoy deep sleep
Nobody's Right Till Smbody's Wrong Nobody's Weak Til Smbody's Strong Nobody's Lucky Til Luv Comes Along Nobody's Lonely Til Smbody's Gone
Real love is not based on romance, Candle light dinner and walks along the beach. In fact, it is based on Respect, Compromise, Care and Trust
I may b innocent 2 knw wat luv is,I may not show it 2u.I may not luv u d way it shld b,but Im alwys willng 2 luv u d way I undrstnd it!
Way to impress girl: Respect her, honor her, love her, protect her, care 4 her, obey her, sacrifice 4 her.
How to impress a boy? Just smile once ..
stars can't shine without darkness
Life can't shine without pain,
Pain is Gain.........
Always trust in ALLAH
Hope your day is filled with fun and laughter.
In friendship all the pains are beautifull moments if u have good friend, just like clouds,it melts when cool air touches.
The First Cock Has Crowed.
The First Bird Has Sung.
The Milkman Has Delivered
The Day’s Newspaper Has Arrived.
Isn’t It Time You Got Out Of Bed.
Which is great penis or pussy. Pussy coz when pe sees pu it stand up
Teachers r Hot Water,
Parents r Mineral Water, Enemies r Salt Water, Lover is Ice Water But,Friends r
Khusi ho ya gam, de sath har dam.
everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. Good Luck
Rup Chandra karki
Start nOt a nEw day
with thE Broken pieCe of yesterday':))
've a goOd day ...tkCr!
i remember u,
my though' is as simple as that....)
good nitE..& sweEt drEam@ tkCr
SAMUNDAR PEER KA AMBER HAI LEKIN RO NAHI SAKTA, YE AANSU PYAAR KI MOTI HAI ISKO KHO NI SAKTA, MERI CHAHAT KO APNA TU BANA LENA MAGAR SUN LE ,JO MERA HO NAHI PAYA WO TERA HO NI SAKTA.
an evil friend must feared more than a wild beast,becouse a wild beast can wound your body but a evil friend can harm your mind.......by JUNIOUR VEGAS