Dirty Jokes and Dirty Adult SMS Messages including Non veg SMS and Jokes
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- Adult SMS [224]
- Birthday SMS [27]
- Christmas SMS [12]
- Diwali SMS [18]
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- Good Night SMS [91]
- Life SMS & Quotes [699]
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- Sardar Jokes [65]
- SMS Jokes [391]
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Seriously WTF????????????????????
Jis Ki Qurbat May Qarar Bohat Ta,
Jis Se Milna Dushwar Bohat Ta,
Wo Jo Hathon Ki Lakeeron May Na Ta,
Us Shakhs Se Hamain Pyar Bohat Ta.
WOULD YOU PLS SEND ME naughty sex jokes I WOULD BE GLAD TO TO U
hi if any girl or house wife want sex call 09125840054
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Main Wohi Hoon Jise Tum Dost Kaha Karte They Din Main Soo Baar Mera Naam Liya Karte They Aaj Kiya Baat Hai Ke Mujh Se Khafa Bethe Ho Kiya Kisi Aur Ko Dost Bana Bethe Ho? Faasle Itne To Pehley Na Hua Kartey They Main Wohi Hoon Jise Tum Dost Kaha Kartey They
hi if any girl or house wife want sex call 8951148298..
my number 5133495978
Happy birth day wish u a day brings the best in life for u.
May life lead u to great happiness and success have a lovely Day
Happy birth day wish u a day brings the best in life for u.
May life lead u to great happiness and success have a lovely Day
Waqt kehta hai mujhe gawa mat,
Dil kehta hai mujhe laga mat,
Pyar kehta hai mujhe aazma mat,
Aur aaj: kal ki girlfriend kehti hai.....
Daal: Chutiye ghabra mat!
non veg sms on 9966587479.
Ek bar ek bhikhari subah- subsah apni duty par jata hai............bhikhari ki biwi bolti hai-- sunoji, sham ko gr aate samay do whisper k pkt lete aana......... bhikhari bolta hai- madarchod, gr mei khane k liye roti nhi hai, or tujhe chut k liye double roti chahiye.........................
Frog-aapas me baat karte hai pehla dusre se tum raat bhar kaha the frog mai to peeli kothi me tha aur tum dusra frog-mai to swimming pool me tha raat me ek saap khojte hue aa raha tha ja raha tha jab mujhe nahi dundh paya to thuck ke chala gaya
Rani-ek baar talab me nahane jati hai tabhi aage piche dono taraf se frog ghush jate hai. Rat me raja sex karte hai. Subah dono frog bahar aa jate hai. .
Sardar-xpres kitne baje ki he?
TT-1 baje
Sardar-local?
TT-9 bje
Sardar-Maalgadi?
TT-(Gusse se) 12 bje lekin tuje kaha jana he?
Sardar-Patri per sandas karni hai..
any one from cuttack bbsr k para jajpur dhenkanal or from nearest girls who have no shyness for sex pls contact me on my eid : iluyaar@in.com
Sardar idli bana raha tha
Wife-tum itni achchi aur badi idli kaise bana lete ho???
Sardar - mere paas idli banane ka kapda hai
Wife - Haramkhor wo meri bra hai!!!!!!
non veg jokes............
SELECT A LANGUAGE FROM BELOW
SELECT A SMS CATEGORY FROM BELOW
- Adult SMS [224]
- Birthday SMS [27]
- Christmas SMS [12]
- Diwali SMS [18]
- Friendship SMS [355]
- Good Morning SMS [724]
- Good Night SMS [91]
- Life SMS & Quotes [699]
- Love SMS [164]
- New Year SMS [25]
- Onam SMS [25]
- Sardar Jokes [65]
- SMS Jokes [391]
- Teasing SMS [35]
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