Adult SMS and Dirty SMS Text Messages - Adult Jokes & Non Veg SMS Messages

Dust is dirty clean it,
Past is painful forget it,
Future is dream do not touch it,
Present is in our hand make the best it.
BE HAPPY & TAKE CARE

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Ek bar ek bacha apne baap k 7 ja rha hota hai tbhi raste mein samne ek kutta-Kuttiya sex kr rhe hote hai hote hai tb bacha baap se puchta hai papa-2 ye kya kr rhe hai
Baap- Beta kutte ko chot lgi hai islyr kuttiya us ko sahara de rhi hai
Bacha--Ajib dunia hai jise sahara de rhi hai vhi G@nd b mar rha hai,,,,,

Jale hue Tost aur Pregnant Grl Frnd ko dekh kr har Yhi Sochta hai Ki...

Kash ek Minue pehle nikal liya hota...

Love is not about hugging, kissing and Sex...
Its all about appreciating, respecting and trusting a person with open legs, closed eyes, wet lips and saying push it more....

Galib sahab par ek ladki ne peshab kar diya.
Galib :aye chanchal shokh hassena ye kaisi nadani hai?
Grl:Aap jis jheel se nikle hain,ye usi jheel ka pani hain

I Will Wait ..

Till The Day
"I" Can Forget "You" ..

Or

The Day
You Realize
"You" Cannot Forget "Me" ..

I LOVE U VIKRAM

Chachi: Papu hum ek chat ki dukan kholenge aur Rs.10/- plate me denge.
Papu: Thik hai me board me likh dunga 10/- me chachi ki chat lo.

Meaningful sentence written on women shoe shop:

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20% off...If purchased within 10 minutes.

Ladies ke sath kaun kaisa bartav karta hai.

Petrolwala: Kitna Dalu?
Dhobi: madam aap kapde nikal k rakho,mai abhi ata hu..
Xeroxwala: Madam aage piche dono taraf se karu,ya sirf 1 side se..
Fruitwala:medam kele ka size to dekho dilkhush ho jayega.
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Bankwala : Medam so so ke du..