Dirty Jokes and Dirty Adult SMS Messages including Non veg SMS and Jokes

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Always My Tool Is Waiting For "U"

Any aunties and teen gils want my tool call me on whats app and facebook
sidhu sidz
7353452919

By:SidhuCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:108
M Nishantvats Frm Dwarka

I want cute and preety girlfriend whose only love my number is 9873792797

By:NishantCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:76
I Am Neha

muje ek acha boy frnd chaye jo muj se dosti kr sake
8287004380
8527250687

By:rohan gautamCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:93
Dis Msg Only For Girl

HI
I am Rohan Sharma
I feel alone So i Want A GF if Any girl intreseted contact me on my cell phone
my cell phone number is 8802041800

By:rohan gautamCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:171
Formula Of WATER

Teacher- what is the formula of WATER? snigdhamoy- H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O. Teacher- stupid,what are you telling.... Snigdhamoy-mam, you told me yesterday,that the formula of water is H2O.

By:SNIGDHAMOYCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:193
Anybody Want Oral ....

Hi friend it's me ashu. Nobody msg me plz send me all type of sexy msgs anytime. Anybody want to meet msg me. Boy or girl. I like oral sex. Msg me on 9814971589

By:AshuCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:161
Anybody Want Licking By Me

Anybody want me to lick your tool just msg me 9814971589. Will show you heaven.join me on what's app also and on Facebook. Minimum requirement 6inch size of dick. I'm waiting for you. Msg me your address I will b there.i wud like to get all type of sexy msgs. So msg me anytime

By:AshwaniCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:279
Searching Heer..

Hiii m vikas.. Agar koi aunty sex krna chahti h toh plz call me 9996959537 m only 19 Years old.

By:vikas sharmaCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:95
Good Night

Hi
Good night

By:amareshCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:21
For My Kaminey Frndzz

Ab kuch na kisi se bolenge bs tannai me chap.chap rolenge ab to need to ankho me aati nahi chalo ab mout ayegi tab jee bhar ke soyenge....miss u frndzz

By:vikram.singh.hadCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:151
Hello, Taylor

My name is tester!

By:TesterCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:18
Good Mrng...:D

She is hot !
She is sweet !
She always Needs A lip 4 kiss
Whole world is Mad 4 her !
Who ?
Who is she ?
Do you know ?
Answer =Tea
Chai piyo Mast jio …Good morning!!!

By:ranjeethCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:223
Birthday Wish

Happy birthday dear!

By:Abid AfridiCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:20
Hai Friends This Is Chiru

Un kangal paarkum tholaivil naan illai endru varuthapadathe nee ninaithu paarkum alavil un idhayathil iruppen yeppothum.
nalla nanbanaga valnal muluvathum…

By:chiruCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:164
Need Girlfriend

Any girl wanna frndship with me.... add me on whtsapp 9041781245

By:AbhiCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:64
Need A Girl Friend

Hey Girls, HOwz you?
if any girl is interested to speak with me then she can call me anytime on 9818708645

Only those girls who can be in touch forever(Girls from Faridabad,delhi,ghajiabad,mathura,Hodal or nearby areas so that we can meet...)

By:Vishal AggarwalCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:262
Love U SO SO MUCH MY DER

love u so much my dear and dearest loved one

By:RIYACategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:44
Love Is Uncoditional

"I Trust you'' is a better compliment than '' I Love you'' becouse you may not always trust the one you love, but believe me you can always love the one you trust for the rest of your life...by Jayco West. My whats number is +27747403886. :p

By:Jayco westCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:246
харьков

зайди в вибор срочно , не могу я тебя дозвониться с моего номера .....

By:QaisCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:121
Hello Girl..

iam rahul looking for girlfriend to meet ,chat& talk in delhi please call me 8468937349

By:RahulCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:91
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