Dirty Jokes and Dirty Adult SMS Messages including Non veg SMS and Jokes

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Hello Guys

Once my lover invited me to her home. Whe I went there she wasn't there.Her sister was alone home. She was looking sexy. She askedme why don't we've sex now ? Suddenly I got up and walked towards my bike. That time my lover was standing at the door. She hugged me andsaid you won my test, I will marry you.
MORALE OF THE STORY: Always keep condoms in bike.

By:AshishCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:362
Who Is Stronger?

Who is stronger Man or Woman?

Ans : Woman

coz she lift two mountains on her chest while man lift 2 stones with the help of a crane

By:MickelUSCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:156
Sardar And Negro

A negro attended a function without dress.sardar thought he was wearing black suit & said "ur dress is good but tie is in the wrong position"

By:DanielleCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:141
Attack From Back

A soldier gt married .But on 1st night wife having period.He telegrams to HQ .

"red alert on front,extend leave"

Reply from HQ : "attack from back and report"

By:BrandonCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:184
Girls Are Using Candles

Lights went off in girls hostel at night.The warden called up electricity office and says :

SEND YOUR MEN IMMEDIATELY COZ THE GIRLS ARE USING "CANDLES"

By:HalseyCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:164
Clapping

Club dancer dancing, Public clapping.
She removed top,More claps.
She removed bra , Loud claps.
She removed panties,No claps..Y?

No man can clap with 1 hand.

By:BrandonCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:191

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