Dirty Jokes and Dirty Adult SMS Messages including Non veg SMS and Jokes

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Life Is Beautiful....

LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL............Life becomes good wen u live for someone but,life becomes more beautiful wen u come to know that someone lives for u.....

By:soundharyaCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:150
I WANT A SEXY GIRL TO FUCK

If any sexy girl live in faridabad or who can come to faridabad , she can call me we will have a great time.....

9818708645

By:Vishal AggarwalCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:136
Friendship

hi,how r u?my cll no:8861326428

By:SHWETAREDDYCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:31
Happy Birthday My Brother

Zarur tmko kisine dil se pukara hoga,
Ek bar to chand ne bhi tmko nihara hoga,
Mayus hue honge sitare bhi us din,
Khuda ne jb Zamin pr tmko utara hoga.
Janmdin Mubark

By:HASAN (DT)Category:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:194
Good Morning Mr.museer

wake up Mr. museer its to late

By:museerCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:30
Hi Girls,i M Krrish.. From Assam, I Want A Gf..

i need a girlfriend who is caring,sexy .... ;) i m from guwahati, assam... my number is 08486603907... <3 i m a cool, handsome dude... n also caring

By:KrrishCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:152
Hi Girls,i M Krrish.. From Assam, I Want A Gf..

i need a girlfriend who is caring,sexy .... ;) i m from guwahati, assam... my number is 8486603907... <3 i m a cool, handsome dude... n also caring

By:KrrishCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:151
Wana Fucked Up

Hey I'm sexy shweta wanna fucked hard. If anybody wanna make love just call me at 8502831976. M waiting.

By:RanaCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:104
Read Carefully

Listen everybody one of my friend put my no. On this site by mistake. I'm male and I got hundred of calls and I get tired so plz beware of this froud no. Hope u understand. If u wanna try then try these no.
7543997015 -puja
9467014325-simmy
9501278770-call girl
9724793297-neha
8800173634-ruchi
Try these no. If u wanna fuck them hard

By:RanaCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:379
Holiday In Bangkok & Singapore

Hi. Am a north Indian guy, going for a short holiday to Singapore and Bangkok. Looking for open minded friendship and company for a fully paid trip.

Any girls would like to join me can call me at 0065 97685070

Cheers

By:SanjeevCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:242
Bittulovesu

bittuloves you forever

By:bittuCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:22
Bittuloves U

bittuloves u forever

By:bittuCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:20
03354365335

Kis kis ki mahfil main kis kis na kis kis ko kiss kya, ek tum thi jisnay her kiss
ko mis kya, ek main tha jis na her miss ko kiss kya.

By:tuheedCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:141
Want To Mk A Girlfriend

m 24 yr old guys luking 4 a girl to date...text me on watapp no is 7720878579

By:rajCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:77
Good Morning Message For Facebook Wall.

An Ideal Day should begin with:
A Cute little Smile in your face;
A Cup of Coffee with a yummy Sandwich in your hand;
And A great Message from me on your Facebook Wall.
"GOOD MORNING DEAR, HAVE A BLESSED DAY WITH LOTS OF LUCK AND CHEER !!. :-) "

By:D.L.WILLIAMSONCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:285
Good Morning Message For Facebook Wall.

An Ideal Day should begin with:
A Cute little Smile in your face;
A Cup of Coffee with a yummy Sandwich in your hand;
And A great Message from me on your Facebook Wall.
"GOOD MORNING DEAR, HAVE A BLESSED DAY WITH LOTS OF LUCK AND CHEER !!. :-) "

By:D.L.WILLIAMSONCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:285
Will U B My Girlfriend

Hi if any girl wanna enjoy msg me
8146863086
In Punjab. Also Delhi

By:RanaCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:83
Any Types Of Msg.

plz frends ap +919798129303 pr kisi v types k msg bhejiye,plz.

By:manish guptaCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:63
Luv U With All My Heart.you Are My World

all of me luvs all of u joe.luv u loadz

By:julieCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:39
Need Girlfriend

Need punjabi girl
8146863086

By:Er RanbirCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:36
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