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Need Female Assistant Urgently

Hi ma name is sam n i am looking for a female assistant who can handle ma accnt n book appointmnts so if any grl interested to make smart money msg me on whts app n send me resume . I jst came back frm abroad so urgently need a assistant .

Sam
9988978457

By:sam Category:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:277
Love Chat Rahul.......9702197807

Nobody's Right Till Smbody's Wrong Nobody's Weak Til Smbody's Strong Nobody's Lucky Til Luv Comes Along Nobody's Lonely Til Smbody's Gone

Real love is not based on romance, Candle light dinner and walks along the beach. In fact, it is based on Respect, Compromise, Care and Trust

I may b innocent 2 knw wat luv is,I may not show it 2u.I may not luv u d way it shld b,but Im alwys willng 2 luv u d way I undrstnd it!

By:RahulCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:455
<3 With Love <3

Hi, hope u r well.Need Sweet Girl For Friendship.My phone number is : 01983752636 Wait for u... <3 <3 <3

By:MonjurulCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:114
Hi I Am Krishna

I want best friends in my life promise really
U like me call me 8125409044 friends plz and my fb prince krishna k

By:krishna gkCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:122
Birthday Wishes

Hope your day is filled with fun and laughter.
Happy Birthday

By:DianeCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:70
MY BEST FRIEND

In friendship all the pains are beautifull moments if u have good friend, just like clouds,it melts when cool air touches.

By:HEMANTHCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:122
IM KINGS, ADD ME ON WHATTS APP +2347068810693

The First Cock Has Crowed.
The First Bird Has Sung.
The Milkman Has Delivered
The Day’s Newspaper Has Arrived.
Isn’t It Time You Got Out Of Bed.

Good Morning.

By:kingleyCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:203
Male 37 Lo Female 25 To 60

LF discreet sms adults only

By:bobCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:28
Adult Joke

Which is great penis or pussy. Pussy coz when pe sees pu it stand up

By:pandaryCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:68
Frienship Truth Never Give Up!!!

hi friends every friend must be careful about your friendship. friend is never bad or never good at all.

By:bharatdusaCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:104
Love Is Love

I m hard fucker guy

By:NaveenCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:19
Want A Girl Frnd

Hi! Frnds, my name is Ajay and I have no gf so I want a cute and beautiful gf if anyone interested call on this no.9907072529, and you can also join me on whatsapp.
I can please my gf in all the way.

By:AjayCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:206
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Teachers r Hot Water,
Parents r Mineral Water, Enemies r Salt Water, Lover is Ice Water But,Friends r
BEER BOTTLE...
Khusi ho ya gam, de sath har dam.

By:Deelip kumar Category:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:171
Manu The FEEmale

I am 43, - ex full time gigolo - looking for Girls/Women. Any lady who are looking for quality time by all meanz do mail me manuthefeemale@gmail.com

By:ManuCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:148
Hey Friends

everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. Good Luck

Rup Chandra karki
9843096580

By:Rup chandra KarkCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:160
Im New Here

My whatsapp +923006491840

By:MuddassarCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:25
Good Morning Message

Start nOt a nEw day
with thE Broken pieCe of yesterday':))
goOdMorning...&
've a goOd day ...tkCr!

By:QuinkerCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:126
Good Night Message

i remember u,
my though' is as simple as that....)
good nitE..& sweEt drEam@ tkCr

By:QuinkerCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:101
Addme Any Group

Addme +22961178908

By:binuttansCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:18
PYAAR KI TAKAT

SAMUNDAR PEER KA AMBER HAI LEKIN RO NAHI SAKTA, YE AANSU PYAAR KI MOTI HAI ISKO KHO NI SAKTA, MERI CHAHAT KO APNA TU BANA LENA MAGAR SUN LE ,JO MERA HO NAHI PAYA WO TERA HO NI SAKTA.

By:alakh srivastavCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:182
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