Dirty Jokes and Dirty Adult SMS Messages including Non veg SMS and Jokes

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GOOD NIGHT

The Most Sweetest Relation In World Is pillow
Bcoz Wen U R Tired U Relax On It.
Wen U R Sad U Drop Tears On It.
Wen U R Angry U Punch It.
&
Wen U R Happy U Hug It
Now That Pillow Is Waiting 4 U
..So Go To Bed
Lovely Nite..;-:-*
Lovable Dreamzzz.
Good Night.

By:Chaitanyaswami Category:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:340
Pushkar Gud Nite

=*%-._.-%* =.
'-._G O O D_.-'
'+._.+'
=%*-._.-*% =,
'-. Night -'
'+. _ .+'
Keep Smiling and enjoy deep sleep

By:Pushkar ByahutCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:158
Non Veg Jokes

Non veg jokes for me

By:saggi bhatiaCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:20
Need Love

Hi im male, 25yrs need a white lady contact me on +25677294307

By:hantlerjackCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:62
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By:mr knownCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:105
Birthday Sms

Happy birthday to RONAK .god give u long life. many many to return of happy birthday.

By:viram Muchhal Category:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:94
Rahul For Friendship On Whats App - 9702197807

Nobody's Right Till Smbody's Wrong Nobody's Weak Til Smbody's Strong Nobody's Lucky Til Luv Comes Along Nobody's Lonely Til Smbody's Gone

Real love is not based on romance, Candle light dinner and walks along the beach. In fact, it is based on Respect, Compromise, Care and Trust

I may b innocent 2 knw wat luv is,I may not show it 2u.I may not luv u d way it shld b,but Im alwys willng 2 luv u d way I undrstnd it!

By:RahulCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:441
Know About You....

9866843163:

No one can knows you, until you didn't know about what you are?

- ssc thomas

By:thomasCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:114
Love - 9944705570

Way to impress girl: Respect her, honor her, love her, protect her, care 4 her, obey her, sacrifice 4 her.
How to impress a boy? Just smile once ..

By:VIVEKCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:154
Cabron Juan Guerrero

hijo puta ya sabemos donde vices

By:Juan GuerreroCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:32
Ma Amma Kooyi Where Are You

hello ma chaya kudicho?

By:ashithCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:24
Hai Friends My Whatsapp Numpar +94754307528

whatsapp +94754387528

By:jonesCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:21
Happy Onam

Hello everyone . wish you all a wealthy, happy, sweet, fun , good, onam.

By:RadhikaCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:72
ONLY FOR AUNTIES FOR S

Contact me 09487504956

By:KAMANCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:22
Good Msg Of Life

stars can't shine without darkness
Life can't shine without pain,
Pain is Gain.........

Always trust in ALLAH

By:ARUJ FATIMAHCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:136
Need Female Assistant Urgently

Hi ma name is sam n i am looking for a female assistant who can handle ma accnt n book appointmnts so if any grl interested to make smart money msg me on whts app n send me resume . I jst came back frm abroad so urgently need a assistant .

Sam
9988978457

By:sam Category:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:277
Love Chat Rahul.......9702197807

Nobody's Right Till Smbody's Wrong Nobody's Weak Til Smbody's Strong Nobody's Lucky Til Luv Comes Along Nobody's Lonely Til Smbody's Gone

Real love is not based on romance, Candle light dinner and walks along the beach. In fact, it is based on Respect, Compromise, Care and Trust

I may b innocent 2 knw wat luv is,I may not show it 2u.I may not luv u d way it shld b,but Im alwys willng 2 luv u d way I undrstnd it!

By:RahulCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:455
<3 With Love <3

Hi, hope u r well.Need Sweet Girl For Friendship.My phone number is : 01983752636 Wait for u... <3 <3 <3

By:MonjurulCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:114
Hi I Am Krishna

I want best friends in my life promise really
U like me call me 8125409044 friends plz and my fb prince krishna k

By:krishna gkCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:122
Birthday Wishes

Hope your day is filled with fun and laughter.
Happy Birthday

By:DianeCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:70
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