Sardar Jokes & Quotes

Techr: Tum late kyo aaye ho?
Santa: Mumy papa lad rhe the..
Techr: wo lad rhe the to tum kyo late aaye?
santa=mera 1 juta maumy k pass or Dusra papa k paas tha!..

By:sunil vasavaCategory:Sardar JokesLanguage:englishchars:180
Sardar Sms & Quotes

Smartst thing sardar ever did,

He changed all his passwords to 'Incorrect'
so whnever he forgets,the computer will remind him,
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Your password is 'Incorrect'

By:sunil vasavaCategory:Sardar JokesLanguage:englishchars:188
Sardar Sms & Quotes

Ek sardar ki NANO kharab ho gi-Bonet khola to shocked-engine hi nahi.

Dusra sardar apni NANO lekar aya or bola:koi gal nahi meri dikki me extra pada h tu le le..

By:sunil vasavaCategory:Sardar JokesLanguage:englishchars:174
Sardar Jokes & Quotes

1st time joke about sardarni..

All ATMs in punjab are jammed & not working.
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Bcoz,
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All sardarnies put their hair pin in machine,when asked,"ENTERPIN"

By:sunil vasavaCategory:Sardar JokesLanguage:englishchars:211
Sardar Sms & Quotes

Sindhi logo ko football aur hockey kyu nahi khilate..?
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socho..
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.kyuki corner milte hi ye dukan khol lete hain..??

By:sunil vasavaCategory:Sardar JokesLanguage:englishchars:166
Sadar Jokes & Quotes

Doctor:which soap u use?
santa: Bajrang soap,bajrang paste,Bajrang brush.
Dr.Is Bajrang an international company?
santa: No bajrang is my room Partner..

By:sunil vasavaCategory:Sardar JokesLanguage:englishchars:170
Sardar Sms & Quotes

Call from Marriage Bureau:
Riste k liye 1,
Mangni k liye 2,
Shadi k liye 3 dabye"

Sardar: Dusri shadi k liye kya Dabau?
Awaz aai: Pehle wali ka Gala.

By:sunil vasavaCategory:Sardar JokesLanguage:englishchars:191
Sardar Jokes & Quotes

Ek budiya cinema hall me cold drink ki bottle leke baithi thi,
Kabhi 15 mint me ghunt leti to kabhi 20 mint me,
Pass bethe sardar ko gussa aa gaya,
usne botal uthai aur puri ek ghut me pi gaya aur bola:-Aise pi jata he cold drink.
Budhiya boli:Beta me to pan ki pichkari thuk rahi [email protected]

By:sunil vasavaCategory:Sardar JokesLanguage:englishchars:313
Sarder Jokes & Quotes

Sardar's son: Papa agar apko 10 or 5 Rs. raste me pde mile to ap kon sa note uthaoge?

Srdr:10 rs. ka?

Son: Bas isliye ap pe joke bnte he,dono b to utha skte ho.

By:sunil vasavaCategory:Sardar JokesLanguage:englishchars:186
Sardar Sms & Quotes

Urine report gets exchanged.

Doctor: Sardarji you are pregnant,Angry Sardarji shouts at wife: Mene pehle kaha tha k muje upar rehne de..

Enjoy..

By:sunil vasavaCategory:Sardar JokesLanguage:englishchars:170
Sardar Jokes

Train me ek sardar ka 50 rupiya kho gaya.

Tabi ek musalman Bola: ya allah Bismilla.

Sardar: abey saale ,20 milla to baki 30 kisko mila ?

By:sunil vasavaCategory:Sardar JokesLanguage:englishchars:162
Sardar Sms & Jokes

Govt-Jiske 5 Bache he use Ghar Degi..
Sardar k 3 the,usne wife se kaha-padosan k 2 b mere hai unko lata hu..( Lane k bad) Apne 3 kaha gaye?

WIFE- Jinke yhe wo le gaye..

By:sunil vasavaCategory:Sardar JokesLanguage:englishchars:187
Sardar Sms & Quotes

Dosti ki ajeeb Misaal:

1 sardar ne Naya Mobile liya to Dosto ne kaha,mithai khilao..

Sardar Bazar aya aur Mobile bech kar mithai le aya..!!

By:sunil vasavaCategory:Sardar JokesLanguage:englishchars:165
Sardar Jokes & Quotes

Ambani : If I start driving my CAR @ sunrise, I won't b able 2 cover even half of my estate by sunset...

Sardar: Even I Had such a useless car but i sold it...

By:sunil vasavaCategory:Sardar JokesLanguage:englishchars:172
Sardar Jokes & Quotes

Sardar toilet me betha tha,
Samne likha tha pani ka jyada se jyada istmal kare..
Now sardar at his best once again..
Wo baithe-baithe 3 Dabbe pani pee gaya..

By:sunil vasavaCategory:Sardar JokesLanguage:englishchars:175
Sarder Jokes & Quotes

Sardar office me gulli mar k ghar aa gaya,usne apni biwi ko boss k sath dekha woh bhag k office aa gaya,Aur bola : BAAP Re ! Boss ne dekh liya hota to pakda jata..

By:sunil vasavaCategory:Sardar JokesLanguage:englishchars:163
Sardar Sms & Quotes

Accident hua,Bahot bheed thi..
Santa ko dekhnr ka mauka nahi mil raha tha,
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CLVER SANTA:-
" Ye mera BAAP hai "
Bheed pichhe hati to dekha kutta maraa tha..

By:sunil vasavaCategory:Sardar JokesLanguage:englishchars:196
Sms Jokes & Quots

MATHS MAGIC:

1383 *UR AGE* *73 = ?

Just try it,You will be gettin an interesting result.

Just try it..

By:sunil vasavaCategory:Sardar JokesLanguage:englishchars:141
Sardar Sms & Quots

2 6akke sardar ke Ghar Badhaai Dene Gaye,
Haaye-Haaye,Hum to 1100 lenge 1100...
Pi6e se Ek Sardar Bola 2610 lelo,Usme MP3 Ringtone Or FM Bhi Hain..

By:soonil vasavaCategory:Sardar JokesLanguage:englishchars:159
Sardr Jokes & Quotes

Sardar 15 saal tak ro-ro ke aulaad ke liye dua mangta raha,1 din bhagwan dukhi hoker aaye aur bole:Tujhe wahe Guru Da vasta!
Pehle shadi to karle mere baap !!

By:sunil vasavaCategory:Sardar JokesLanguage:englishchars:164
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