Most Funny SMS Jokes Collection for Mobile Phones - Free SMS text jokes and short SMS jokes to send to friends

Auto driver on the road:kakinada...kakinada....
vengalappa:babu kakinada..
Driver:avunandi
Vengalappa:babu tinnaga velli left tisuko vachstundi..
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Don't show so much of love
on anyone
because
it creates a non-curable pain
when they avoid u.

two old women were sitting on a bench .
1 old women: my memory is really bad.
2 old women:how bad is it?
1 old women:how bad is what?

a man was crying in front of his wife's cemetery. suddenly he saw an another man crying really loud.
the crying man: why did u did this to me?
1 man: sorry to ask about your personal
life. who is this person.? is this is
your wife?
crying man:no. its my wife's 1 st husband.

Grlfrnd na hone k 6 fayde:
1-Time ki bacht
2-Chain ki Nind
3-koi Mis Call nhi
4-Koi tension nhi
5-No Boring Sms
6-Koi safai nhi ki numbr busy kyo tha.
Moral no grlfrnd no tnsn.
Samjo kamino

Teachr: Tum bade ho kr kya kroge?
Santa: Shadi.
.
Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge?
Santa:”DADDY “

Daya: My god, he is dead. ACP: Lagta hai iski maut marne se hui hai. Dr. Salunkhe: Nahi boss, iski maut marne se nahi, jaan jane se hui hai.

In a personality class, the trainer has been explaining the importance of SWOT analysis.(SWOT analysis means finding one's strength,weakness,opportunity and threat). then he asked one of the participants;
what is your strength?
participant: my wife is my strength.
what is your weakness?
participant: your wife is my weakness.
then what is your opportunity?
participant: i am looking for an opportunity
what is your threat?
participant: you are my threat.

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Har Khushi Teri Taraf Mod Doo
Tere Liye Chand Tare Tak Tod Doo
Khushiyo Ke Darwaje Tere Liye Khol Doon,
Itna Kaafi Hai ya Do Chaar Jhoot Aur Bol Doo._
Read aMisCall Taaki...

husband:kahan ja rahi ho..
wife:mari car mein ghoomne ja rahi ho..
husband:jab dekho mari car,mara bangla bolti rahti ho kabhi humara bhi bola karo....ab almari mein kiya dekh rahi ho
wife:humara dubata dhoond rahi hon...

WEDDING INVITATION
---------
Mrs & Mr. BIRYANI
Invite u & your famly 4 d wedding of their Grandson
MASALA Rice
(S/o.Zira Rice)
with
QEEMA Masala
(D/o. Seekh Kabab)
On 16-10-2013
At- 8pm
Venue:-
Near Kaleji FUNCTION HALL, Paya Building,
Bheja Fry Road, Opp. Charbi Theatre,
Gurdaa Mohalla,
Near Bakraa nagar.

AAP CHAHO TO APNE SERVENT KO B SATH LA SAKTE HO!!!!!

Daya: My god, he is dead.
ACP: Lagta hai iski maut marne se hui hai.
Dr. Salunkhe: Nahi boss, iski maut marne se nahi, jaan jane se hui hai.

Agr kisi ko ache ache msg chahiye toh its my no. 9136412291 cl me ya msg me ok frnds:-)

One day....
Santa:hello! Kay his pa train aati hai
man:nahi par ana wali hai par tum kuy puch rahaho
santa:kuaki mara dost banta ko jor sa potty lagi huiya hai.

Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking !!!

A good advice from a good friend!

I read in the newspaper that drinking beer causes liver cancer so please-stop reading newspapers...cheers......

Your phone has been installed witha a new puzzle game. To play, Trow your phone against the wall.....

Then assemble the pieces.....

Keep the school clean.........stay home!

send me sms to my cell.

Wife drinking WHISKEY,
asked “Tum kaun ho?”
.
.
.
Husband: Pagal ho gayi ho kya?
Apne husband ko bhool gayi?
.
.
.
.
Wife: Nasha har gum bhula deta hai…. “Bhaisaab”..!!:D