Dirty Jokes and Dirty Adult SMS Messages including Non veg SMS and Jokes

kaash wo jaan maag leti to
wo bhi de deta >,
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FACEBOOK KA PASSWORD:manng liya
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`or ho gaya breakup :":><

Every little smile can touch somebody's heart.may u fnd hundreads of reason to smile 2day n may u b d reason 4 some 1 else to smile always.......!

Good night my very special friend,
I pray you lay in rest,
And may tomorrow bring you
Much love and happiness.

Do not think of me...i m in ur eyes, in ur heart

Good Night

SWEETHEART, is a special word for LOVE
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Letter to universry Dean by a student..

Salam sale!ye bata kaun harmkhor papr set karta h..kamino,stdnts ki jaan nikal jati h.upar se kutte papr checking to aise karte h jaise apni maa k maut ka badla lew rhe ho..Aisa sylbus banaya h jaise tumhare yaha to harmkhor sab topper hi janme h..
tera baap b is papr mei pass nai hoga.tu khud is papr me 10 bar fail hua hoga.tu kabhi bahar mil sale..bataunga tujhe..

roj subah khao chana
hamesha rahega tera lund tana tana
fir na karega koi mana
biwi ho ya girlfrnd kahegi
i love u yaar u r very sexy

RISHTA HAMARA SABSE PYARA HO,
JAISE ZINDAGI KO SANSO KA SAHARA HO,
YAAD RAKHNA HAME US PAL ME BHI,
JAB HUMAKELE HO AUR SARA JAHAN TUMHARA HO.....!

Jis Ki Qurbat May Qarar Bohat Ta,
Jis Se Milna Dushwar Bohat Ta,
Wo Jo Hathon Ki Lakeeron May Na Ta,
Us Shakhs Se Hamain Pyar Bohat Ta.

Happy birth day wish u a day brings the best in life for u.
May life lead u to great happiness and success have a lovely Day

Ek bar ek bhikhari subah- subsah apni duty par jata hai............bhikhari ki biwi bolti hai-- sunoji, sham ko gr aate samay do whisper k pkt lete aana......... bhikhari bolta hai- madarchod, gr mei khane k liye roti nhi hai, or tujhe chut k liye double roti chahiye.........................

Frog-aapas me baat karte hai pehla dusre se tum raat bhar kaha the frog mai to peeli kothi me tha aur tum dusra frog-mai to swimming pool me tha raat me ek saap khojte hue aa raha tha ja raha tha jab mujhe nahi dundh paya to thuck ke chala gaya

Rani-ek baar talab me nahane jati hai tabhi aage piche dono taraf se frog ghush jate hai. Rat me raja sex karte hai. Subah dono frog bahar aa jate hai. .

Sardar-xpres kitne baje ki he?
TT-1 baje
Sardar-local?
TT-9 bje
Sardar-Maalgadi?
TT-(Gusse se) 12 bje lekin tuje kaha jana he?
Sardar-Patri per sandas karni hai..

Sardar idli bana raha tha

Wife-tum itni achchi aur badi idli kaise bana lete ho???
Sardar - mere paas idli banane ka kapda hai
Wife - Haramkhor wo meri bra hai!!!!!!

Holi, Holi Holi Hai use diwali mat samajhna ,
Hum tumharey ghar aaye tou hame mawali mat samajhna
Happy Holi To You

MY HEART IS MINE ,
BUT WHENEVER I ARGUE WITH IT ABOUT YOU,
IT ALWAYS TAKE UR SIDE....

Bhikhari-10rs.dedo mobil rechrge krke grlfrd ko cal krna hai,
santa-WAH!! bhikhari ne bi grlfrd banayi h
Bhikhri-Naji..grlfrnd ne bhikhari banaya h..

i love you with all my heart.
i love u
i need u
i want u
i miss u

thunbathai poruthu kondalum,
veruppai poruthu
kolla mudiyathu....

The ugly truth:
Dear Girls, When a guy sees your cleavage,
he feels exactly the same way
that you feel, when you see the "SALE!" banner outside your favorite store.
And just want to grab all the stuff present there!