Natpuku nerakal theriyadhay,
pechigal thodarthal mudiyadhay,
nam natpudan edaivellai kedaiyadhay,
ithu 1 life nam abana anbuju enikumay marathay,
nanban tholil saithal podum kavalikal anathum therum
that s real life and frienship,
Good morning
'Teacher: Change this sentence into Future Tense,
I killed a person
Student: The Future tense is
You will go to a jail'
Through D years
I've shared so much wid U
bitter N sweet
U've been such a comfort
2 me helping me in every way
& all I wanna say today
H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y
I love so much
-a
-smart
handsome
clever
- man which i was seen only in my dream
but in my real life who
will be?
Anyway I LOVE you
pyar ki kasti pe kaun nahi chadna chahta hai
par
ek
baar
jo
chad jaaye sala utrne ka naam hinahi leta
Great attitude for life time
Its true that lm not perfect in many things
but even dis is true that
many things r not perfect without me. —
jit
ZINDAGI KI RAHON MAIN TM BI CHOR GAYE AKHIR,
BARAY HAMDARD BANTY THAY MERA DILTOR GAYE AKHIR,
TM PE TO BARAY MAAN THY MERI UMEEDON KO,
AB KIS SY GILA KROON TM HI MOH MOR GAYE AKHIR,
LOG TO CHLO LOG THAY UNHO NE JO KIYA SO KIYA,
BHRI DUNIYA MEIN AJ TM B TANHA CHOR GAYE AKHIR.....????
She :Do you Know every coin has two sides?
He:Then,I want to enjoy both sides of you!
Some beautiful flower... To fragrance to ur life wish u a swt mrng.
they love u bt they r nt ur lovers,
they care 4 bt they r nt from ur family,
they r ready 2 share ur painbt they r nt in ur blood relation,
.
.
.
THEY ARE
FRIENDS
.
.
.
TRUE FRIENDS
scolds like a dad!...
cares like a mom!...
teases like a sister!...
irritates like a brother!...
& finally luvs u mre than a lover...!
O darling take ten roses in ur hand n see the mirror then u will 11 roses in mirror.
Santa: I got old age pension by showing grey hair on my chest.
Jeeto: Pant ki zip khol ke dikha dete to Disability Allowance bhi mil jaata
Sardar Ka Promotion Inspector Se DSP hogaya,
Ghar Aakar Wife Ko aise Andaz Se Bataya, k Wife Behosh ho Gai...
?
BOLA:
Aaj Se Tu DSP ke sath soyegi...
Sardar Ka Promotion Inspector Se DSP hogaya,
Ghar Aakar Wife Ko aise Andaz Se Bataya, k Wife Behosh ho Gai...
?
BOLA:
Aaj Se Tu DSP ke sath soyegi...
Make a Mind which never minds..
Make a Heart which never Hurts..
Make a Touch which never Pains.. &
Make a 'friendship' which never 'End
Ek din mere saali me mujhse 500 ruppees liye or book angle hafte dongi Maine kaha 500nahi 1000 lo par Abhi do
Wife: Where the hell are you ?
Husband: Honey, you remember that gold shop where you saw the diamond necklace & totally fell in love with it ?
Wife (relaxed) : Yes, my dear!
Husband: Remember I had no cash to buy it for you that day and I said I will buy it for you one day ?
Wife (totally relaxed with a smile & a blush) : Yes I remember my love!
Husband: Good, I am in a beer parlour next to that shop!
opportunity is free,not taking action is expensive.
wife:we will go to the shopping this week,next week we will go to the restaurant,after that week we will go to the movies everyday of the week.ok na.
husband:...................
wife:tell me something.
husband:after that week we will go to the temple everyday ok na
wife:but why should we go to the temple
husband:after going to everywhere wat should we have.we are going not to pray god,we are going for begging.
wife:shocks,husband rocks..............
A man on his wedding night had sex with his wife and after he was done he paid his wife $500 and said i never fuck anyone for free!!
His wife returned $200 back and said i have never taken more than $300 from anyone ! :D :D :D
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