For My Lover Akansha

Hame iska gam nahi ki badal gaya jamana,tumhi to mere sab kuch ho kahi tum badal na jana.

By:Deepak patelCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:89
9764993256

My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD,
�is this love?�
GOD replied,
�no dear, result is near�

By:maheshCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:171
9744095647

kiss is a key of love, love is a lock of marriage.....

marriage is a box of children, children are problems of India....

how much of prob..... a kiss can create!

By:chandhu chandranCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:187
What A Life..

what is life? life is love.....

what is love? love is kissing......

what is kissing? come here and I show you.

9744095647

By:chandhu chandranCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:160
Girl Umbrella

Girl goes to repair umbrella, umb man says, upper cloth has to b removed and rod has to b inserted.

Girl says do whatever u want but water shouldn't go in!

By:chandhu chandranCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:168
Linda Myluv

Early this morning God gave me 3 baskets of fruits
- LOVE HAPPINESS PEACE OF MIND
and told me 2 share them with peal Dear 2 me.
I'm sharing all with U...
Good Morning

By:charles elomCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:198
Happy New Year 2014

relaxed mind,
A peaceful soul,
A joyful spirit &
Healthy Body,
All these are my prayers for you.
Wishing you and your family a Very happy New year 2014

By:karthikCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:190
Last Christmas

Last Christmas I gave u my ♥ But da very next day u gave it away This yr 2 save me frm tears I'll give it 2 sum1 special

By:tequilaCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:122
MARRY CRISTMAS GREETINGS

May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow.

By:laxmiCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:87
Adult Sms Ddkfldkfd

Wish you a peaceful night with lots of blessings

By:Vishal singhCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:48
A....................

Hitler says,
"There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na"

Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank.
Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine,
Happily they drank & went away.
Next day Headline aai: Blood Bank lutya gya.

Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.

Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..

Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them

Sardar looks at an icecube for 1 hour
some one asks him what he was doing..
Sardar replied:-iam checking from where its leaking....!

Q: Why are there no elephants in Bollywood?
A:They can't run around trees without knocking them down.

A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was
asked a question
Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will
investigate

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

Sardar’s Friend: Yaar,
Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House
Read Santa Singh, B.A.
This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A.
When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree?
Sardar: You Don’t Understand.
Last Year My Wife Died,
I Put B.A. To Indicate “Bachelor Again”.
Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is “Married Again”.

Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below
a tube light with a open mouth?
A:Because his doctor advised him
“Today’s dinner should be light”

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !

A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
There he ordered a Pizza.
The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.
Sardar replied:
O 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein gay

By:SUBHASHCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:2525
Gg..........................

Teacher: What is the name of the capital city of Punjab ?

Pappu: Amritsar.

Teacher: Pappu, you are wrong, you need to focus more on your studies.

Pappu: Please madam, can I ask you a few questions.

Teacher: Yes, go ahead.

Pappu: Do you know Jeeto ?

Teacher: No.

Pappu: Do you know Preeto ?

Teacher: No.

Pappu: Do you know Banto?

Teacher: (Angry) Hell no! Who are all these people and why do you ask ?

Pappu: Teacher, you need to Focus more on your husband.

By:subhashCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:599
SARDAR KI KHUJLI

sardar ek red light p khada hokar helmet k upar se sar khujla rha tha..

utne me bagal se ek ldki scooty p khadi boli..
oye saradar chutiye rh gaye ho kya,
halmet utar kar kyn nahi khujlate,,

sardar gusse me abe bahen ki laudi tere gand me khujli hoti hai to kya tu jeans utarkar khujlati hai

By:CruiseCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:329
Be Happy SO MUCH

khuda kare aajki rat aapke liye khas ho machhar har wakt aapke sath ho kaat-kaat kar aapko khaye;aur msg karnewalo ko mast neend aaye

By:sahdevCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:133
Concern Is What Am Concetrating On.value People

Understanding matters in life don't joke with it

By:sammyCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:48
Ive Loved You....since Time Began

be carefull sweetie....you are surrounded by those that are pure selfish, dangerous, vain. ill be waiting.. love u theresa xoxo

By:theresa makovecCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:129
CONFIDENCE

'Confidence never comes if we have all the ANSWERS.But it comes when we are ready for all the QUESTIONS."

By:Ghulam Muhammad Category:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:110
I'M ALWAYS THINKING OF YOU

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By:FAIZYCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:201
Phool Hai Gulab Ka

Phool hai gulab ka jara sugandh lejye-2
Mawaa na bhare to perdwa ukhard lejye
8115261676

By:Mohd abdullahCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:102
Yuiugjfjytjh

Master : Beta koi pyarwali shayari sunao,

Student : Mota marta moti pe,

Bhukha marta Roti pe,

Master ji ki hai do beti,

aur mai marta hu chhoti pe

By:pradeepCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:202
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