tum ko hi fursat na thi kisi afsane ko parhne ki,
sahil,
me to bikta raha tere sheher main,
kitboon ki tarah,,,
Judge : naale raavile 7 manik ninne thookki kollan vidhikkunnu..
Sardarji : ha ha ha!
Judge : entina chirikkunnathu?
Sardarji : njaan ezhunnekkunnathu thanne 9 manikka
Koyakkede veettil Marble fitting panikku vannathaanu oru sardar. Vaikunneram pani kazhimhu pokumbol Sardar : " Malik muje paisa chahiye." Ithu ketta Hindi athra ariyaaththa Koyakka : " Baai ...hamara thumara IDAPAADU nahi hei.. thum thumaraa muthalaaliyodu chodikku.."
Saradar to customer care:
Ente mon SIM card vizhungi
CC : athinu njangal enthu venam??
Sardar : Avan keralathinu purahtu poyal Roaming varumo ???
Titanic mungumbol Sardar chirkkunnathu kanda friend.: “ Enthaa nee chirikkunnathu?
Sardar: Bhagvam…! Return ticket eduthilla!! Athrorrthu chirichathaa..!â€
Sardar's wife shouted in the morning:
"Ningal ithu kando,poocha paalu muzhuvan kudichu"
Sardar shouted : "Ninnod ethra thavana paranjittundu BRA ittu kidakkaan..."
Sadar mobile shopil
"Rs.10 recahrge cheythal ethra kittum ? "
S.keeper : "Rs.7 tlktime kittum"
Sardar : "Baaki 3 rupaku mittayi tharoo"
Judge : naale raavile 7 manik ninne thookki kollan vidhikkunnu..
Sardarji : ha ha ha!
Judge : entina chirikkunnathu?
Sardarji : njaan ezhunnekkunnathu thanne 9 manikka
Man : "Cigarette valikkumbol cancer varumennu parayunnathu sariyano ?"
Sardaar : "Ariyilla ,njan valikkumbol PUKA maathrame varunnullooo..."
Lecturer : Write note on Gandhi Jayanthi?
Sardar writes "Gandhi was a great man , but ammayaane satyam Jayanthi aaranenu enik ariyilla.."
One sardar was driving a train, pettennu train paalam thetti parambil koodi odan thundangi.Lot of people died.Station master suspended sardar and said "What happened?"
Sardar : train odichu varmbol oral paalathil kidakkunu.
St.master : Oralude jeevan rakshichapol ehtra pera marichathu, train avante nenjiloode kayatti vidan melayirunno?"
Sardar : "Njanum atha nokiyathu, pakshe train aduthu chennappol Aa thedi parambil koodi odi.."
Pazhatholiyil chavitti veena Sardarji adutha divasam athe vazhi varumbo veendum pazhatholi kidakkunnathu kandittu:
"Eswara, innum veezhaanaanallo vidhi"
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