aadhya rathriyil bharthaavu bhaaryayodu: "Chakkare, ninakku evide chellunna sukhamaanu kittendatu? Chandranilo atho ethenkilum nakshatrathilo??
bhaarya:"athu parayunnathinu munpu njaan chettante rocket onnu kaanatte!!"
Sardar's wife shouted in the morning:
"Ningal ithu kando,poocha paalu muzhuvan kudichu"
Sardar shouted : "Ninnod ethra thavana paranjittundu BRA ittu kidakkaan..."
Dundumonu 6 vaysu.Veettile velakkari pregnant ayapol dundumonu ethire case kodthu.Kodathiyil dundumonte vakkeel dunduvinte 'suna'yil pidichu kondu.
"Ur oner, ithra cheriya SUNA kondu engane oru 6 vayasu kaaran garbhini aakkum?"
Dundumon vakkeelinte cheviyil "vakkeele pidi vidu..allel case nammalu tholkum.."
Amma : Mole cherukkane ishtamyo?
Makal : ishtamayi , pakshe pokkam theere kuravanu..
Amma : Mole , TV 14inch aayalum 21 inch aayalum remote 6 inch aayirikkum...
Bus yaatrakkidayil vikariyachan oru penninte thudayil pidichu .
Pennu : Acho, mathayiyude suvishesham 5,6 orthu nokku.
Achan naanam kettu veettil ethi bible marichu nokki..Appol
"Ninte kaikal melpottu uyarthuka,avideyanu swarga rajyam"
Appukkuttan paavamalle???
Appukkuttan valare santhoshavaanayirunu.Appol avanoru aniyan undayi.Pinneed avan valare moody ayi .Kaaranam avanu amminja koduthilla.Avan ammayude amminjayil elivisham puratti.Appukkuttan schoolil poyi vannappol veettil oru aal kootam.Avan achanodu chodichu "entha acha kaaryam?"
Achan paranju : Nammude driver ravile elivisham kazhichu marichu poyi.."
Ini para Appukkuttan paavamalle????
Wife : aaa..Ayyo..chetta enik vethanikkunne.ningal pathukke idan nokkooo...enthoru vedana..murinju chora varumenna thonnunne..venda chetta mathiyak..
Husband : Nee inage alari vilichal engane ? soapo ennayo upayogichu nokkaam..
Wife : Venda chetta ittal ooran pattiyillenkilo?
Hus : Namuk e mothiram koduthu paakamaaya vere onnu vangaam..
always think +vely..
Son : Amme njan engane undayi?
Amma : kaakka kothikondu vannatha
Son : Appo chettano ?
Amma : Puzhayiloode zhuki vannatha
Son : Appam achanu matte pani ariyille..
Boy : Njan ninakku valakal vaangi kondu vannittundu
Girl : Chettan thanne ente kaiyil ittu thannoloo.
Boy : Ithu nerathe arinjirunnenkil njan ninaku JETTY vangiyene..