SMS Jokes for Mobile phone text messages - Free SMS jokes for some Funny SMS Messages

1 Aadmi ne 100times khoon daan kar ke record banaya,
Blood bank walo ne uski wife ko prize diya ye kehte hue ki...Apne nahi piya tabi to Humne Liya.

Bhagwan ne apko bheja to bheja,
Lekin bheja to aisa bheja ki bheja me bheja hi nahi bheja,
Ye mujhe kisi ne bheja isliye maine apko bheja.
Dekha mera bheja.

Which is d funiest moment in life?

wen v hv no idea wt 2 try in d xam paper n d inviglatr cums n say,

'Sidho bes,pachal walo jove che"

Marwadi: Zara toothbrush dena,mere brush ka 1 baal tut gaya hai.

Shopkeeper: 1 bal tuta to naya q le raho ho?

Marwadi:Jo tuta tha vo akhri tha.

ONE OF THE BEST MESSAGES WRITTEN BEHIND A GUJARAT'S CAR..
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'GIVE ME A LOAN AND THAN LEAVE ME ALONE..!!

Tell Me ur

Date of Birth
Place of Birth,
Time of Birth,
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Pata Toh Chale k upar wala Kab Mazak k Mood Me Tha !!

Techr: Tum late kyo aaye ho?
Santa: Mumy papa lad rhe the..
Techr: wo lad rhe the to tum kyo late aaye?
santa=mera 1 juta maumy k pass or Dusra papa k paas tha!..

A sweet Demand:

A kid was beaten up by his mom !!
Dad came and asked 'What happend son ?
cute reply: " I just can't adjust with your wife.I want my own.!!

1 Din Ke 24 'Ghante"
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7 sone ke
8 kamane ke,
3 Traveling ke
1 Toilet-Bath ke,
2 khane pine ke,
2 Biwi Bacche ke,
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Apne liye Bacha kya ' G H A N T A "

The only place in India whr food is cheap.
Tea..1.00
soup..5.50
Dal..1.50
Meal..2.00
chapati..1.00
chicken..24.50
Dhosa..4.00
veg briyani..8.00
fish..13.00
This items r meant 4 poor and is available at Indian Parlm.canteen.
the salary of those poor people 80,000/- per month.

Sometime Life is Like...
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A Negro's left bum..
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It's not fair and it's not right...

1st time in the history of Mankind 'Need'
comfort & 'Luxury r sold at the same price in India.!!
Onions Rs.65
Petrol rs.72

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Beer Rs.65

Jai Ho INDIA

Wo Ruth Kar Kehti Hai hamesa,
Tumhara Toh Milna Kam ho gaya Hai..
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us pagli ko Kaun samjhaye,.
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PETROL 72Rs/Letre ho Gaya Hai...@@

Nice line say By People 2day:
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Sachin 99
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Petrol 73
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Who will reach 100 first..

Never laugh at your wife's choices..
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You are one of them..!!

Marwadi's Friend: yar kal meine kitni baar call kiya,uthaya q nahi?

Marwadi: Q uthau,30Rs.de k Jo Gana Lagwaya hai woh kya Tera Baap sunega..

Smartst thing sardar ever did,

He changed all his passwords to 'Incorrect'
so whnever he forgets,the computer will remind him,
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Your password is 'Incorrect'

Smallest leave appilcation By a KG Boy..
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Dear sir,
Main nahi aunga,
Nahi aunga,
Nahi Aunga,
Thanku Bshh Nai Aunga..

Ek sardar ki NANO kharab ho gi-Bonet khola to shocked-engine hi nahi.

Dusra sardar apni NANO lekar aya or bola:koi gal nahi meri dikki me extra pada h tu le le..

Ye jaruri Nahi ki Insaan sirf AAg se hi jale..
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