SMS Jokes for Mobile phone text messages - Free SMS jokes for some Funny SMS Messages

How Newton Died ?

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He died After seen South Indian Movies..

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Coz He Couldnt Bear Rajnikant Breakin All The Law Of Physics which He Made...

Agar 'MAYAWATI' swimming pool mein jump kare to aap kya kahenge?
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Socho?
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Very Simple..gayi Bhais Pani Me..!

Teacher ne Students se' MY CLASS TEACHER' par 10 line likhne ko kaha..
Thodi der bad 1 student ne uthkar pucha: Madam,"MAST CHHAMIYA"ko english me kya kahte hai..

sardar: Hamare to " Vaahe Guru" hote hai.
Kathiyawadi Bapu: Em..! Oho..! Amare topehle guru hote ne ham sab vaahe vaahe hote hai..

A Marwadi calls Newspapr 2print death of his grandpa..
Clerk-Rs.50/- word.
Marwadi- Dada Dead
clerk-sorry,Minimum 5 wrds.
Marwadi-Dada Dead,Wheelchair for sale!

Pati-vo khubsurat LADKI Muzko Has k Dekh rahi hai..
Patni-Pehle confrm kar,Has k dekh rahi hai Ya Dekh K Has Rahi hai...

A man going in the car with his wife.
He writes on the rear glass...

" DO NOT DISTURB....AL READY VERY DISTURBED."

Teach: Do u know valu of PERIOD?
Std: Ya Sir, 1 bar Pados ki didi ko nahi hua,To uski Maa Behosh ho gayi,Baap Ko Heart Atack Hua Aur Mera Bhai Bhag Gaya...!!!

Ek sharabi Ka Court Mein case Chal Raha tha.
Judge Ne Kaha
" ORDER ORDER"
Sharabi Replied..
" Ek CHILI CHICKEN,EK Qtr ROYAL STAG With SODA' Jaldi...

Pandit ka Tota roz 1 admi ko dekta or bolta,
" AUR CHUTIYE!
Us admi ne pandit se sikayat ki to pandit ne tote ko danta..
Agle din jb wo admi tote k karib se guzra to tota kuch na bola..Thora aage ja k us admi ne mud k dekha to tota haste hue bola..
" SAMAJ TO TU GAYA HOGA'
Good Night..

Ramchandra Keh Gaye SITA se,
Aisa Kalyug Aayega Kahan Hua Tha Nera Janam Ab HIGHCOURT Batayega..

JAI SHRI RAM...

Koi fail hota he to koi pass hota he,
koi fail hota he to koi pass hota he,
Magar 'Girl Friend' usiko milti he,
Jiske pas 'NAVRATARI ka 'xtra pass' hota he.

When U Feel sad,
Go Infront Of mirror,
Look At urself Say I Am so Cute.
U Will smile automatically.
But don't Make It habit,
Bcoz roz Roz Mazaak Achha nahi hota..

Come here,take off urs Pants & knicker,get on top of me,enjoy until u get setisfied,loving urs..
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Toilet!
Good Morning..

Rich man: Aaj mere pas 14 cars,18 bikes,4bunglow,3 farmhouse hai, TUMARE paas kya hai...

POOR man: Mere Pass Beta hai,..
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Jiski Girlfrnd..Teri Beti Hai..

Kya Aap Marne Ke Baad Bhi Sexy Ladkiya dekhna Chahte Hain?

" DONATE UR EYES"
Social Msg Ko bhi Kamine logon ke liye interesting banakar Bhejna Padta hAI....

Gandhiji said " NON Violence is the greatest force at the disposal of mankind."
Issued in public interest by DAVP,Ministry of I&B,
Govt Of India.

Apna Purse kholo Or usme se 1000 Ka Note Nikalo..

Gandhiji Ka Photo Dekh Kar Bolo " Happy Birthday " BAPU"

Wo Note Le Kar Kal Milo " Birthday CELEBRETE Karenge..
Mahtma Ganghi Jaynti...

For 2nd oct I am collecting Gandhiji's Photos.I need ur contribution,toh Har mein jitne b 50/100/500/1000 k notes ho, Dab Muje bhej do...

I JUST LOVE BAPU...

1 Ladke ne Ladki ko KAMAL ka phool diya,Ladki ne zordar tamacha mara.
Ladka: Q mara me to BJP ka prachar kar raha tha,

Ladki; Or me Congress Ka....