SMS Jokes for Mobile phone text messages - Free SMS jokes for some Funny SMS Messages

Shadi me BAPU ne plate pe paper nepkin dekh k socha ye bhi khane wali chez hai.

Jaise hi wo khane lage to sare DARBAR chillaye..E No khata..

Saav moru 6e..

Sardar's son: Papa agar apko 10 or 5 Rs. raste me pde mile to ap kon sa note uthaoge?

Srdr:10 rs. ka?

Son: Bas isliye ap pe joke bnte he,dono b to utha skte ho.

4 Dost sharab p rahe the ki table pe rakha mobil baja,
Man:Hello
BV: Dear i am in maRKET,kya main 50000 ka gold set le lu?
MAn: ha janu le lo,
BV: silk saree bhi jo 5500 ki he?
Man: 1 nahi,2-4 lelo,
BV:ok dear tumahara credit card mere pas he,usi se le rahi hoon,
Man: ha thuk he,
Sare dost bole: Tu pagal he ya tuje chadh gai he ya tu hume batana chahta k tu BV ko kitna chahta he,
Man: wo sab 6odo,pehle ye batao ki ye MOBIL KISKA HAI?

Log kehte hai ki 40,000/- ka royal paint lagaye to ghar rangeen dikhta he.

Are pagal 400/- ki 'ROYAL STAG" piyo ,sara shehar rangeen dikhega..!!

Achhi jindagi jine ke Do Tarike hai..

1..Jo PASAND hai use HASSIL Karna sikh lo..

Ya phir

2.. JO 'HASSIL" hai use PASAND karna sikh lo..

Only a man knows a Man's nature!! For eg..

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Customer: I want to buy a Ladies watch..

shopkeeper: Biwi l liye chahiye ya branded dikhau?

Golden words:
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Chhod na,
Kaun sa hum log follow karne wale hain..!

Its a story from 'GUJARAT"

pyaar karna itna bada gunah he?
1 ladka aur ladki me bahut pyar tha.
Ladki ke baap ko pata chal gaya,
usne gusse me bijli se chalne wali aari ko ladki ki gardan pe rakh diya,
wo aari ladki ko katne hi wali thi ki achanak..?
'light chali gai'
pass me khada wo ladka chillaya..

'Narendra Modi Jindabad"

Moral:
Agar sacha he apka pyar to sath hai aapki
'GUJARAT sarkar..!!

" Beizzati'
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Aur
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'Bivi'
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.Ek jaisi hoti hai..

Achchhi tab hi lagti hai...jab doosre ki ho..

Dear friend,2day is veerappan's 3ed death aniversry.

The legend daku,in his memory,
pls.forward this msg to atleast 1 local DAKU..

I have done my Duty..!!

The next generation KG Poem..

'Drinking Drinking little BEER,
How i wonder which BAR is near,
Quarter rates r up so HIGH,
Have desi with chana fry..!

kem miss call maryo ?

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100 me se 99 bewkuf iska jawab denge,
Aur ek samajhdar aage frwd karega..

Try on ur frnds.

salwar kameez wali ladki ko patate samay sawdhan?

Baba ramdev bhi ho sakte hin...
janhit mein jari...

There r many brave people who alwayas want 2 be adventurous.

Few choose the armed forces & fight for the nation,others get married & fight for their survival..

@ Alcohal chalisa @
Gurue 'RUM'ma
Gurur 'whisky'
Gurur 'vodka' 'jin'eshwara,
Gurur 'Scotch'a param 'Brandi'
Tasmai shri 'BEER' namah..

jay shri 'BEVDA'ay namah..

Socho agr DOCTOR film bnate to TITLE kya hote..

1.Kabhi khansi kabhi jukham.
2. kaho na bukhar hai..
3. T.B.No.1
4.Kal patient Ho Na Ho..
5. Hum Blood De chuke sanam.

Stock brocker catches wife in bed with other man: what's going on?

Wife: Due to boom in market & ur less investment capacity,honey I've gone for PUBLIC ISSUE !

A Que: Asked in exam
Que: what is the Indian National Game.
All student answered
Hockey
But they got 0 marks
They asked the teacher..
why we got 0 marks
teacher replies
Hockey was right ans till yr.2009
but right ans.in yr 2010
is 'Corruption'

A question asked in A Talent Test:

If you are married to 1 of the twin sisters,How you recognize your wife..?

The Best Answer:

Hell,why should I..?

Santa ki Amma mar gayi..

1 admi bola amma mujhe bhi lejati.
2-4 aur bole amma hume bhi lejati.
santa bola : abey chup ho jayo.Amma kya Tata sumo karke gayi hai.