Sardar Jokes

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don�t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

By:sunil vasavaCategory:Sardar JokesLanguage:englishchars:227

sardar English k paper main fail hogaya translation ki wajah se..
1.Main ek aam admi hoon,..I Am a mango man.
2.Mujhe english ati hai..English comes to me.
3.Mera taluq Haripur hazara se hai..I belong to Greenpur thousands.
4.sadak per goliyan chal rahi hai,tablets r walking on the rd.

By:sunil vasavaCategory:Sardar JokesLanguage:englishchars:310

2 shardar train k pichhe bhaag rahe the.
1 chad gaya to train me logon ne kaha " WEL DONE"..
Sardar- Oh shit!!..jana to use tha,mai to chhodne aaya tha..

By:sunil vasavaCategory:Sardar JokesLanguage:englishchars:175
Sardar Went For Divorce.

Sardar and his wife went for divorce.

Judge : U have 3 kids .How will u divide them?

Sardar : will come next year with 1 more . so that it will be easy for u 2 divide..

By:DanielleDissussaCategory:Sardar JokesLanguage:englishchars:194
Sardar's Relief - Funny SMS

Sardar finds cigarette box in daughter's room.
Oh my God!! she smokes

Then finds whisky,
Oh my God!! she drinks

Then he saw a boy.
Thank God!! Its all his

By:rahul_smCategory:Sardar JokesLanguage:englishchars:198
Sardar Got Promotion

Sardar got promotion in office as manager.
To give surprise to his wife , he telephoned her & said

"Tonight u r going to sleep with the manager"

By:DanielleCategory:Sardar JokesLanguage:englishchars:165
Sardar And Negro

A negro attended a function without dress. sardar thought he was wearing black suit & said "ur dress is good but tie is in the wrong position"

By:DanielleCategory:Sardar JokesLanguage:englishchars:142
Roll The Dice Again

2 sardar soldiers captured a Pakistani soldier and gave him a dice and said, " If you get 1,2,3,4 or 5, we will kill you."

Paki:"What if I get 6?"

Sardar:"You'll have to play again."

By:Bibin JoyCategory:Sardar JokesLanguage:englishchars:238
Never Used Glasses

"My grand father lived for 96 years. He never used glasses."

Sardar:" Ya.. I know.. Few people drink directly from bottle"

By:BibinCategory:Sardar JokesLanguage:englishchars:135

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