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Sardar idli bana raha tha

Wife-tum itni achchi aur badi idli kaise bana lete ho???
Sardar - mere paas idli banane ka kapda hai
Wife - Haramkhor wo meri bra hai!!!!!!

By:vivekCategory:FriendshipLanguage:hindichars:190
SMSopopopopopop

ek lady Dr. se -mere Husband mujse sex nahi karte .
Dr- ye lo 30 golian,1 Goli roj khilana. Lady ne 1 Goli di to Pati ne us rat sex kiya. Nxt day usne 2 Goli di to usne khoob jor se sex kiya. ;;) 3 day usne puri 27 goliya dudh me dal ke pila di.:/ 3 din bad Dr. ne shivani k bete se uski maa ka hal puchha to beta bola- Maa mar gayi. Chachi & mosi hspitl me hai, kaam wali bhag gayi, Aunti ne papa pe rape case thok diya. Meri gand abhi b dukh rahi hai X_X , chota bhai jhariyo me chipa hai aur papa garden me nange hokar tommy ke piche bhag rahe hain !!!!!!

By:VIVEKCategory:FriendshipLanguage:hindichars:569
R,/<, Goswami

Dr: poojari g apki biwi MAA banne wali h

Pujari g soch me pad gaye.

Dr: kya hua sir?

Pujari : soch raha hu , ye sala GUPT DAAN kon kar gaya ?
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By:R,kCategory:FriendshipLanguage:hindichars:248
Khubsurat Zindgi .

tum na mano ye haqkhikat hai. Dosti insaan ki zarurat hai.Kisi din aao hamhari mahafil me , Jaan jaoge zindgi kitni khubsurat hai.

By:R. SinghCategory:FriendshipLanguage:hindichars:138

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