Latest Love SMS Messages for Lovers - Love and Love only Messages

Kabhi hum ne b kisi ko tut k chaha tha,
hum ne b kabhi kisi ko apna banaya tha,
Yun to log mandir mein khuda ko pujte hain,
Par hum ne to apne sanam ko us mandir ka khuda banaya tha...!

टीचर क्लास में पढ़ा रहे थे और अचानक एक स्टूडेंट उठकर क्लास से बाहर चला गया...

टीचर (उसके दोस्त से): यह ऐसे बाहर क्यों चला गया?
दोस्त: सर, दरअसल उसको न नींद में चलने की आदत है!

my love for you is like diarrhea i can't keep it in

मुलगीः माझा मोबाईल आता आईकडे असतो.
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मुलगाः तुझ्या आईने पकडलं तर.
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मुलगीः तुझा नंबर मी Low बँटरी नावाने seve केला आहे. .
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मुलगीः तुझा फोन आला की आई बोलावते Low बँटरी झाली मोबाईल चार्ज कर...

Shafeera:Njan ente mobilum nee athile SIM carumanu..
Faiz:Ninte mobile dual sim ano......!!??

Adla;Njan nonthu pettatha anta mone,athukondu avane anikku venam
Swalih;njan ATM il card ittu paisa vannu,paisa Enteya,ATM Enteya...

Nadu roadil vechu Swalihinte scooter kedaayi.
Roadil muzhuvan traffic jam..
Police: Kerada jeepil...
Swalih: NO thanks sir njan oru auto pidichu pokkolaam...

Adla:"Nee enne athmarthamayi snehikkunnenn paranjitt, inn njan ninne hisanayodoppam kuttikkatooril kandallo..??
Swalih:"Ninne kanditt kurach divasamayallo...
Aa vishamam njan theerkkunnath avale kanumozhanu..!!

Kure samayamayi marrage surtificate nokkikkondirikkunna faizinodu shafeera:"Ningalentha manushya kuthiyirunn nokkunnath..."??
athu ketta faiz:"Ithil EXPAIRY date undonnu nokkiyathanente mole......"

R V H S S JokS

Boy-Yaar mujhe uss ladki se bachao,
Dost-kyu?
Boy-Jab se maine kah diya hai DIL chir k dekh tera hi naam hoga..Saali TALWAR leke pichhe padi hai...

Duniya ki best 'MAA' to har BETE k pas hoti hai,
Lekin pata nahi duniya ki best 'BIWI' Dusro ke pas hi kyu hoti hai !!!

show love and care to all people u meet in ur life.... so when someone asks u r u in love? then u can proudly answer, no...!

Kabhi hum ne b kisi ko tut k chaha tha,
hum ne b kabhi kisi ko apna banaya tha,
Yun to log mandir mein khuda ko pujte hain,
Par hum ne to apne sanam ko us mandir ka khuda banaya tha...!

Sache aashiq ko kaise Define Karoge...
Agar ap aashiq ka sandhi-viched (divide)karoge to hoga Aash+Ishq,,Aash bole to aasha nd Ishq bole to Pyaar,,Yani sacha aashiq vo hai jo apne pyaar k liye jita hai,
Aakhir mein aa k uske Do anjam hota hai ya to vo apne Sanam ka pyaara ho jata hai ya phir Khuda Ko Pyaara ho jata hai,,,

Lambi hain Manzil, door hain kinara
Q nahi aaya koi SMS tumhara
BHool gaye number ya naam hamara
Ya koi mil gaya hamse bhi pyara.....

Haste huye dekh kar log kehte hain ke hum gamo se khali hain,

Par unhe kya pata ke hum gamon ke baag ke mali hain.

Valentine day special...

Couoles r Dating.
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.Singles r updating..!!

Socha Unko Bhul Jayenge Dekh Kar Andekha Kar Jayenge,

Par Jab Samne Aaya Chehra Unka,

Socha is Bar Dekh Le..Agli Bar Bhul Jaayenge..?

Boy-I luv u
Girl-I m engaged wid some1 & I hav a boyfriend & I hav also 2 serious affairs.
Boy-(after long thinking) DEKHNA KUCH ADJUST HOTA HO TO....

'Marriage is one of the chief cause for divorce...