Dirty Jokes and Dirty Adult SMS Messages including Non veg SMS and Jokes

MR X : Meet My Wife CHAMPA
Mr Y : Oh!! I Know
Mr X : How ?
Mr Y : V were caught sleeping together,
Mr X : What the hell?
Mr Y : During Lecture in Maths.

Couple agreed that whenever thay want to hv SEX thy will say "Let's make a phone call"
1day d man sent hi son to tell Mum while she was busy in kitchen.
Son-Mom,dad is asking u to come so he can make a phone call.
MUM-Go tel dad i m out of coverage area,
DAD-Go tell ur mom that if she cant come i will make d call elsewhere.
MUM-Go tel ur Dad if he does that,I will open a call centre here.

A women recently changed her facebook stats to 'I got my Period'.
20 Guys 'Liked'it,
30 Guys said 'Thank God'

Ladki: Condoms Dena.
Dukaandar masti mein: Kis liye ?
Ladki Gusse se: Tere Baap ko Gift Dungi,Taki tere jaisa dusra chutiya paida na ho.

Suhagrat k 3din bad dulha room k bahar nikla,

Friend: Itna lamba suhagrat,

Dulha: Kamine ye bata tel ki botal me FEVIQIK kisne milaya tha.

Young girl: Dadiji,Aap k zamaane me 10-10 bacche Q hote the ?

Old Lady: Beti Humaare time me bijali nhi thi.

Raat ko kon aya kon gaya malum nhi padta tha.

Recommended dosage of viagra.

New g/f : No Need.
Old g/f : Half tablet.
Mistress : 1 tablet.
Wife : 2tabs+Blue film+whisky+will power+Her Permission.

Bhikhari Train me hath me x-ray liye bhikh mang raha tha,

I admi chillaya: Harami, Tu wohi hai na, Jo Gaand ka x-ray dikha ke bolta hai mere DIL me ched hai..

Wife: whenever I sing classical why do you stand in the balcony.

Husband: To ensure that our neighbours don't think I'm fucking you forcefully

Jo apni Grlfrnd ko chand samajhte hai wo kripya dhyan rakhe ki..

chand par apse pehle 17 or log chadh chuke hai,

Inke alawa 1 kutta bhi tha.

Suhagrat ko pati ne patni se puchha: kya mehsus karti ho ?

Patni: Ab tak RECHARGE krvati thi, Aaj se lifetime ho gaya.

Ab zindgi bher INCOMEING..

New cople train se jate hue surang se Guzre.
Hus: Agar pata hota surang itni lambi hai to fayda utha leta.
Wife: hey ram !
To kya woh aap nhi the ohh ??

Police ladki ko:

Tumne apne boy friend ko kuyn mara?
Ladki: Bhenchod ne bed pe giraya,bra utari,panty nikali,condom pehna,tang uthai,Aur bola:april fool

Boy ; Mujse shadi kar lo mera bahut ' Lamba' hai.

Girl: kya?

Boy; 'anubhav'

Girl: Thik hai me tayyar hu mera bhi kafi gahra hai.

Boy: kya?
Girl: 'Aatmvishvas.

pehle hath me lo
phir sidha karo
phir muh me lo
phir thuk lagao
phir andar ghusao
kitna muskil hai na sui me dhaga dalna.

5 men enter a KINGFISHER flight & force all Airhostess nude.

All girls lie down naked.
1 girl asks: Is it a Hijack,Robbery Or Mr.Mallya's Routine visit ?

Good Night

Digress of Girls..
BA-Beautiful Ass
LLB-Lovely licable Breasts.
BSC-Beautiful curve.
MBBS-Member of big boobs society,
MBA-Married but available..

1 Mandir ki diwar pe likha tha,
Agar Gunah kr k thak gaye ho to ander aaja..

Nich 1 ladki lipstick se likh gai..
Agar Nahi Thake to Mandir ke Piche Aa ja..!

KUTTE sex KAR RAHE THE.

BOY: papa ye kya he?
PAPA:Ek kutta dusre ka sahara le k chal raha he..!
BOY: ajib kalyug he.Jisko sahara do wahi Gand marte he..

Ladke wale: Hamko Ladki Pasand He,
Shadi Kab Karni He ?
Kadki wale : Abhi to Ladki study kar rahi hai,
Ladke wale:Ha to hamara ladka konsa chhota he jo kitab fad dega..