SMS Jokes for Mobile phone text messages - Free SMS jokes for some Funny SMS Messages

Aalu or Bhindi ki luv story..
1 aalu ne bhindi k number pe 'I luv u' ka msg beja..
Bhindi ne use phone kar k bura bhala kaha n boli,tum itne mote n me slim & smart..
aalu ko bahut dukh hua aur us ne phir itni sabziyan phasayi ki aap dekg skte ho..
Aalu-Ghobi
Aalu-Began
Aalu-shimla mirch,
Aalu-palak
Aalu-matr,
Aalu-methi,
Aur bhindi us din se aaj tak akeli hai..
Bhindi shocked n aalu rocks...

Teacher-Dhobi ka kutta na ghar ka na ghat ka,ab aisa 1 aur sentence banao...

Student-Sania ka baccha na India ka na pakistan ka!!!

Funny meanings of places in ENGLISH..
LARGE STATE-Maha-rastra
Place of King-Raja-sthan
QUEEN FEILD-Rani-khet
Mr.CITY-Sri-nagar,
RHYTHM OF EYES-Nayni-tal
FACE-Surat
UNMARRIED GIRL-Kanya-kumari
GOD'S GATE-Hari-Dwar
BRICK CITY-Ita-nagar
SAINT HARI-Rishi-kesh
CALL END-Kol-kata
COME ON SUN-ARun-aa-chal
COME IN EVENIN-Aa-sam
GO & COME-GO-A
DO Drama-Kar-natak,
N Finaly
Heart only-Dil-hi
isnt india a place of wonders.

Next time when your wife complains that you have not taken her to an expensive place...take her to the nearest petrol pump.

CORPORATE FACT:
'When i dont do it on time,I AM LAZY !!
When my Boss Doesnt do it on time 'HE IS BUSY !!
'Position Makes The Differnce'

How True ??
Our parents taught us the meaning of APPLE and BLACKBERRY..now we are teaching them the features of APPLE and BLACKBERRY..

New SEBI Rule from 2moro.
Along with PAN CARD,a 'CARDIOGRAM & 'BP-GRAPH' with 'Medical Fitness certificate'is Must,If U want 2 Trade in BSE,NSE,F&O(-_-)

Husband Wife Say : Darling
Tum Mujhe 1 Jaga Se Bohat Achi Lagti Ho,
Wife: Kahan se?
Husband: Doooooooor se,

Having a wife is a part of living,
But living with wife is called The Art of Living..

Gandhiji ne shadi se pehle apni wife Kasturba ko chota sa letter likha or kasturbagi Behosh ho gayi...

Dear Kasturba,

I LOVE YOU,

Tumhara BAPU !!