SMS Jokes for Mobile phone text messages - Free SMS jokes for some Funny SMS Messages

TTR fined ticket less girls.

Churidar girl fined Rs.100

Midi girl Rs.50

Half skirt girl Rs.25

Neat girl was fined Rs.0

Why?

Think positive ...She had a ticket...

My mobile had an accident with MOTOROLA near BENQ avenue at at SAMSUNG nagar.It is admitted at LG Hospital.Dr.Nokia says condition is serious.
Please donate some messages...

In a scooter 3 sardar's were traveling,Traffic police showed his hands to stop them.But Sardar shouted,

"sorry we are already 3.No more lift.."

MG university standard of questioning

A boy weighs 50kg, he throw a ball weighing 100gm up to a height of 60m at a velocity of 60m/s.

What the boy's fathers name?!!!!

If a cat crosses u When u r going somewhere...

What does it mean????

It means that cat is also going somewhere!!!

Sardar opens his tiffin box in the middle of the road.

Why????????

Just to confirm whether he is going to office or coming from office!!!

Brain is the most outstanding thing in world.It works 24hrs a day,365 days a year. It works from the time we are born,and stop only when we enter the exam hall!!!!

A classic joke:

Teacher: "So we proved that when 'A' is equal to 'B' and 'B' is equal to 'C' then 'A' equal to 'C'. Ron give me an example for this."

Ron: "I love my teacher, my teacher loves her daughter, therefore I love my teacher's daughter..."

I believe that the Great word "STUDYING" was derived from the two words.
"STUdents+DYING"...If Ur opinion is also same then send this to all..

A man just before marriage : "SUPERMAN"

After marriage : "GENTLEMAN"

After ten years : "WATCHMAN"

After twenty years : "DOBERMAN"