Most Funny SMS Jokes Collection for Mobile Phones - Free SMS text jokes and short SMS jokes to send to friends

Mr.Ali had 3 sons,
Named..
Harkat Ali,
Rehmat Ali &
Barkat Ali,
When 4th & 5th son was born.
Alis wife decided to name him..
BAS-KAR-ALI
RAHEM-KAR-ALI

C.A.T '09 Exams best question:

Spell the word 'COW'in 13 letters..
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Topperz couldnt.
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Answer by back bench boys...
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'SEE O DOUBLEYOU"

Check-up k Baad Dr.Tumhe khaste waqt sab se jyada Taklif kab Hoti Hai..

Marij-Tab Hoti Hai,Jab Pados ka kutta Meri khasi ka Jawab Dene Lgta Hai.

Oversmart wife: If I sleep with your most Lovin close Friend,what will be the 1st Thought that would come to your mind?

Smart Husband: You are a LESBIAN..!!

Huband was teaching english to his wife.
wife in afternoon-chalo DINNER le lo..

Husband-Dobi is LUNCH kehte hai..
Wife - Doba ye Dusre din ki raat ka khana hain...

Galti se aapka number deleter hogaya.
Ek mis call kar do.
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sbko bheja,dekna jinke paas bilkul dimaag nahi he wo call karegne.

10yrs phle 1 samosa 50p ka aur 1 mobil cal 8rs.ka,
Aaj 1 cal 50pa ka & 1 samosa 8rs ka...
Mehangai badhi nahi,bas idhar udhar hui hai.
Yours,
Dr.Manmohan singh

Patang Rs=175
Dori Rs.250
Firki=Rs.50
Total=Rs.475
Wastage of money
ROYAL STAG=Rs.350
Piyo aur patang ke sath khud bhi udo...

Sardar ke piche 1 kutta laga.
Sardar bhagte huye sochne laga,
Saala card to IDEA ka liya tha Phir network VODAFONE ka kaise aa raha hai..

Obama: INDIA Garib Desh Hai,
INDIAN : Beta Tumhara pura Desh Jitna OIL khata h na utna to Shanivar ko Hum HANUMAN ko chada dete he,
Obama : kya baat karte ho...