Train me ek sardar ka 50 rupiya kho gaya.

Tabi ek musalman Bola: ya allah Bismilla.

Sardar: abey saale ,20 milla to baki 30 kisko mila ?

Govt-Jiske 5 Bache he use Ghar Degi..
Sardar k 3 the,usne wife se kaha-padosan k 2 b mere hai unko lata hu..( Lane k bad) Apne 3 kaha gaye?

WIFE- Jinke yhe wo le gaye..

Dosti ki ajeeb Misaal:

1 sardar ne Naya Mobile liya to Dosto ne kaha,mithai khilao..

Sardar Bazar aya aur Mobile bech kar mithai le aya..!!

Ambani : If I start driving my CAR @ sunrise, I won't b able 2 cover even half of my estate by sunset...

Sardar: Even I Had such a useless car but i sold it...

Sardar toilet me betha tha,
Samne likha tha pani ka jyada se jyada istmal kare..
Now sardar at his best once again..
Wo baithe-baithe 3 Dabbe pani pee gaya..

Sardar office me gulli mar k ghar aa gaya,usne apni biwi ko boss k sath dekha woh bhag k office aa gaya,Aur bola : BAAP Re ! Boss ne dekh liya hota to pakda jata..

Accident hua,Bahot bheed thi..
Santa ko dekhnr ka mauka nahi mil raha tha,
.
CLVER SANTA:-
" Ye mera BAAP hai "
Bheed pichhe hati to dekha kutta maraa tha..

MATHS MAGIC:

1383 *UR AGE* *73 = ?

Just try it,You will be gettin an interesting result.

Just try it..

2 6akke sardar ke Ghar Badhaai Dene Gaye,
Haaye-Haaye,Hum to 1100 lenge 1100...
Pi6e se Ek Sardar Bola 2610 lelo,Usme MP3 Ringtone Or FM Bhi Hain..

Sardar 15 saal tak ro-ro ke aulaad ke liye dua mangta raha,1 din bhagwan dukhi hoker aaye aur bole:Tujhe wahe Guru Da vasta!
Pehle shadi to karle mere baap !!