Santa-Yaar Tune Itne Chote Chote Baal Kyu Katwaye?

Santa-Wo Yaar Hajjam ke Pass chhutte Nahi The 3 Rupye To Maine Bola 3 Rupye Ka Aur Kaat do.

Sare Sardar Abhi Tak Yahi Soch Kar Pareshan Hai Ki Jab ANNA Hajare Ne 13 Din Tak Kuchh Khaya hi Nahi,

To fir Wo BILL kis Bat Ka Mang Rahe Hai...?

The Bank sends sardar a mail written...
'Your payments are outstandind".
Sardar replies 'Thanks for the compliment.

Bazar me sardarji zor se boom pad rahe thy..

Sinh ka pinjra 40rs me,
Ek lady ne pass jake dekh aur chali gayi,
Dusree ne pucha kya hua...

'Chodino 'Zanghiya 'bech raha hai..

Santa plane land hote hi chillane lga.
Bnglore aya banglore aya.Balle Balle'
Air Hostess: Helo sir.B silent
Santa-ok anglore aya anglore aya alle alle.

Sardar ke piche 1 kutta laga.
Sardar bhagte huye sochne laga,
Saala card to IDEA ka liya tha Phir network VODAFONE ka kaise aa raha hai..

Santa-'Maths vich fail kyu hoya?
Banta: Teacher kendi hai 5+3=8
Agle din kendi 6+2=8
Fir kendi 4+4=8
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Khud confused he menu kya padayegi..?

Sardar started a college,
All students were confused @admission coz
Name of d college is 'Sardar's Medical college of Engineering for commerce n arts.

Sardar-xpres kitne baje ki he?
TT-1 baje
Sardar-local?
TT-9 bje
Sardar-Maalgadi?
TT-(Gusse se) 12 bje lekin tuje kaha jana he?
Sardar-Patri cross KARNI he..

1 sardar ko uska sasur jute mar raha tha,
Admi: Q mar rahe ho?
Sasur: Maine ise Hospital se SMS kiya,Tum Bap Ban Gye Ho Sale Ne Usko Bhi Dosto ko forwrd kar Diya,