Attack From Back

A soldier gt married .But on 1st night wife having period.He telegrams to HQ .

"red alert on front,extend leave"

Reply from HQ : "attack from back and report"

By:BrandonCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:184
Girls Are Using Candles

Lights went off in girls hostel at night.The warden called up electricity office and says :

SEND YOUR MEN IMMEDIATELY COZ THE GIRLS ARE USING "CANDLES"

By:HalseyCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:164
Clapping

Club dancer dancing, Public clapping.
She removed top,More claps.
She removed bra , Loud claps.
She removed panties,No claps..Y?

No man can clap with 1 hand.

By:BrandonCategory:Adult SMS Language:englishchars:191
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